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Har ek Jazbat ko Zuban nahi milti,
Har ek Aarzu ko dua nahi milti,
Muskurahat banaye rakho to duniya hai sath,
aansuo ko to ankho me bhi panah nahi milti

Yun mile ke mulakaat na ho saki.
Hont kanpe magar koi baat na ho saki.
Meri khamosh nigahen har baat keh gayi.
Aur unko shikayat hai ki baat na ho saki.

Uske ankhon ke khumar se dar lagta hai,
Apne dil-e-bekarar se dar lagta hai,
Baat tumse to hum kabki kar lete,
Par aapke inkarse dar lagta hai…

Koi Ankhon Se Baat Ker Leta Hai,
Koi Ankhon Mein Mulaqat Ker Leta Hai,
Bada Mushkil Hota Hai Jawab Dena,
Jab Koi Khamosh Reh Ker Sawaal Ker Leta Hai…

Raat kay pichlay pehar
uss ki shab bedar aankhoon main
nami ka ahsas uss kayy dil ka haal
bata raha tha
un aankhon main chayay surk doray
uss ki haya ki surkhi nahin
uss kay dil kay haal ki gahmaz thee
lekin shabash aay larki
tu nay usay kitni khobsorti say
apnay dil ka haal
aankhoon main chupa lia.

Har Dil Mein Dard Chupa H0ta Hai
Bayan karne ka Andaz Juda H0ta Hai
Kuch L0g Ankh0n Se Dard Baha Detay Hain
0r kisi ki Hansi Mein Bhi Dard Chupa H0ta Hai!

Ek don ka beta ORAL EXAM me fail ho gaya,
Ghar aakar wo apne dad se bola-
Sun baap un logo ne 3 ghante tak apni puchhtaachh ki
Apun bhi terich aulaad hai ,
Saala mooh kholaich nahi….

Apne chare se ruswaie ka “ERROR” to hatao,
Ab bohat ho gaya apne dil ka “PASSWORD” to batao,
Akser raat ko ap mere sapne mein aateen hain,
Mere pyar ko “MOUSE” banake englio pe nachate hain,
Or tere pyar ka “E-MAIL” mere dil ko labhata hai,
Beach mein tera baap “VIRUS” banke aa jaata hai.

I love three things
1) Pepsi
2) Pizza
3) You
Pepsi to drink
Pizza to eat
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Table kon saaf kre ga?????????