Posts Tagged ‘Urdu SMS’

Aankhon main chupa liya

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Raat kay pichlay pehar
uss ki shab bedar aankhoon main
nami ka ahsas uss kayy dil ka haal
bata raha tha
un aankhon main chayay surk doray
uss ki haya ki surkhi nahin
uss kay dil kay haal ki gahmaz thee
lekin shabash aay larki
tu nay usay kitni khobsorti say
apnay dil ka haal
aankhoon main chupa lia.

Posted under Urdu Poetry SMS

Ankhon Se Dard Baha Detay Hain

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Har Dil Mein Dard Chupa H0ta Hai
Bayan karne ka Andaz Juda H0ta Hai
Kuch L0g Ankh0n Se Dard Baha Detay Hain
0r kisi ki Hansi Mein Bhi Dard Chupa H0ta Hai!

Posted under Urdu Poetry SMS

My # has changed

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My # has changed.
So please give me a call on my new # is.. 021 15
Agar mera naukar uthaye to use 2-4 galiya de dena
Kamina apne ap ko Police Wala Kehta Hai.. ;->

Posted under Funny Jokes, Funny SMS

You think of me & i think of you

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You think of me & i think of you.
When we both think of each other,
Do you know what it means?
It means we both..
Have no other work to do!
Dono velay ;-)

Posted under Funny SMS

Ek don ka beta oral exam me fail ho gaya

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Ek don ka beta ORAL EXAM me fail ho gaya,
Ghar aakar wo apne dad se bola-
Sun baap un logo ne 3 ghante tak apni puchhtaachh ki
Apun bhi terich aulaad hai ,
Saala mooh kholaich nahi….

Posted under Funny SMS

Apne chare se ruswaie

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Apne chare se ruswaie ka “ERROR” to hatao,
Ab bohat ho gaya apne dil ka “PASSWORD” to batao,
Akser raat ko ap mere sapne mein aateen hain,
Mere pyar ko “MOUSE” banake englio pe nachate hain,
Or tere pyar ka “E-MAIL” mere dil ko labhata hai,
Beach mein tera baap “VIRUS” banke aa jaata hai.

Posted under Funny SMS

I love three things

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I love three things

1) Pepsi

2) Pizza

3) You
Pepsi to drink

Pizza to eat

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Table kon saaf kre ga?????????

Posted under Funny SMS

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