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Shetan ki 3 nishanian
1=SMS milte hi parhta hey.
2=parhte hue hansta hey.
3=neeche mat jana
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Jis kaam se roko wo zarur karta hey..

1st Friend: Yar Me Jis Larki Ko Chahta Hun,
Usne Mujhse Shadi Nhi Ki
2nd Friend: Tumne Usy Bataya K Mera Chacha Karorpati Hai
1st: Bataya Tha
2nd: Phir
1st: Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai.

Hansi ko inbox,
Ansu ko outbox,
Ghussay ko hold,
Muskan ko sent,
Help ko OK karo,
Dil ko karo vibrat,
phir dekho zindagi ki ringtone
kitni pyari mehsos ho gi.

Girls Attitude
If u treat her nice she says “yaar mujhe line de raha hai”
If u dont she says “kitna akarta hai”
If u dress nicely she says”mujhay impress karna chata hai”
If u dont she says “tasteless hai yaar”
If u argue with her she says”ziddi hai”
If u sit quietly she says “dumb hai”
If u act smarter “she’ll [...]

Girls Psychology
Fraud with Innocent Boys
Fun with Handsome Boys
Friendship with Charming Boys
Contact with Intelligent Boys
Flirt with Freaky Boys
Love with Faithful Boys
&
In the end
Marriage with the Rich Boy
~ Moral of the story ~
Chandramukhi ho yaa Paaro, Sab Ek jaisi hain Yaroo!

Bat Bataon RAAZ ki,
karo us larki se “AASHQI”,
Jis k chehre pe ho “SAADGI”,
Sanso mai ho “TAAZGI”,
Chandni ho “CHAND ki,
Rani ho “RAAT” ki,
Khushbo ho “GULAB” ki,
Batein kare “PYAR” ki,
Nazuk ho “MIZAJ” ki,
Achi ho “IKHLAQ” ki,
Pabund ho “NAMAZ” ki,
Khidmat kare “MAA,BAAP” ki,
Or hamesha kahe! “MAIN HON SIRF AAP KI”

Puri botal na sahi,
Ek jaam to ho jaye,
Milna na sahi dua salam to ho jaye,
Jinki yaad mai hum bimar pade hai kam se kam
unhe bukhar na sahi,Zukam to ho jaye..

Pehle woh meri girlfriend thi,
Mein bolta tha wo sunti thi,
Phir woh meri mangetr bani,
Woh bolti thi mein sunta tha
Jab se woh meri BIWI bani,
Hum dono bolte hain
or
muhalla sutna hai..

Phulo ki mahak ko churaya nahi jata,
suraj ki kirno ko chupaya nahi jata,
kitni bhi soni ho girlfrnd apni,
dusro ki girlfrnd ko bhulaya nahi jata..