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Shetan ki 3 Nishanian

SMS Admin — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 15:33:48 +0000

Shetan ki 3 nishanian
1=SMS milte hi parhta hey.
2=parhte hue hansta hey.
3=neeche mat jana
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Jis kaam se roko wo zarur karta hey..

Main Jis Larki Ko Chahta Hun

SMS Admin — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 15:28:21 +0000

1st Friend: Yar Me Jis Larki Ko Chahta Hun,
Usne Mujhse Shadi Nhi Ki
2nd Friend: Tumne Usy Bataya K Mera Chacha Karorpati Hai
1st: Bataya Tha
2nd: Phir
1st: Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai.

Wife is Kidny

SMS Admin — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 15:25:32 +0000

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

Husband 2 Wife

SMS Admin — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 15:24:59 +0000

Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??
Wife remains silent ……
Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
Wife : Abbe gin ne to De….

Husband Wife Main Larai Ho Gayi

SMS Admin — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 15:23:50 +0000

Husband Wife Main Larai Ho Gayi
Husband Ghar Se Chala Gya
Raat Ko Phone Pr Biwi Se Poocha : Khaane Main Kia Hai ?
Wife : ZEHER
Husband : Oki Tum Kha K So Jana Main Deer Se Aaonga ;->

Wife Driving a Car

SMS Admin — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 15:23:09 +0000

Once a husband and wife
were preparing to go office
and the wife thought
she would drive today for the office.
Wife : Chalo na car me kahin ghumne
chalte hai, aur car me drive karungi!
Huband : “Agar tum car drive karogi to
jayenge car mein, aayenge akhbaar mein”!!

Wife ko Ghalat Fahmi

SMS Admin — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 15:19:38 +0000

Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend
mein galian kion de rahey thai?
Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai..
Wife: kesi ghalat fehmi?
Husband: Yehi k mein neeend mein tha..

Wife go to Doctor

SMS Admin — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 15:18:27 +0000

Wife: Suno g doctor ne mujhe aik
maheenay k araam k liye beautiful
foreign country janay ko kaha hai.
Hum kahan jayen gay?
Husband: doosray doctor k passs..

Girls Attitude

SMS Admin — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 18:24:26 +0000

Girls Attitude

If u treat her nice she says “yaar mujhe line de raha hai”
If u dont she says “kitna akarta hai”
If u dress nicely she says”mujhay impress karna chata hai”
If u dont she says “tasteless hai yaar”
If u argue with her she says”ziddi hai”
If u sit quietly she says “dumb hai”
If u act smarter “she’ll lose”

Puri botal na sahi

SMS Admin — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 14:52:58 +0000

Puri botal na sahi,
Ek jaam to ho jaye,
Milna na sahi dua salam to ho jaye,
Jinki yaad mai hum bimar pade hai kam se kam
unhe bukhar na sahi,Zukam to ho jaye..