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		<title>Can i Have a pictures of yours</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jun 2008 12:10:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Umair</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Can i Have a pictures of yours?
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actually, The thing is that i have started a new hobby.
collecting photography of &#8220;natural disaster&#8221; ;-&#62;
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Can i Have a pictures of yours?<br />
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<p>actually, The thing is that i have started a new hobby.<br />
collecting photography of &#8220;natural disaster&#8221; ;-&gt;</p>
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		<title>The reason why most of the men</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jun 2008 12:00:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Umair</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The reason why most of the men prefer to KISS women&#8217;s lips..
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Thats the best &#38; probably the only way to shut a woman&#8217;s mouth for at least some seconds:)
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Thats the best &amp; probably the only way to shut a woman&#8217;s mouth for at least some seconds:)</p>
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		<title>What is Business</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jun 2008 11:31:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Umair</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What is Business..?
Dad: I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son: No!
Dad: The girl is Bill Gates&#8217; daughter.
Son: Then ok!
Dad goes to Bill Gates&#8230;
Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates: no!
Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.
Bill gates: then ok!
Dad goes to the president of the World [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What is Business..?<br />
Dad: I want you to marry a girl of my choice.<br />
Son: No!<br />
Dad: The girl is Bill Gates&#8217; daughter.<br />
Son: Then ok!<br />
Dad goes to Bill Gates&#8230;<br />
Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.<br />
Bill Gates: no!<br />
Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.<br />
Bill gates: then ok!<br />
Dad goes to the president of the World Bank..<br />
Dad: appoint my son as CEO of your Bank.<br />
President: No!<br />
Dad: He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.<br />
President: Then ok!<br />
This is BUSINESS!</p>
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		<title>My Principle of life</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jun 2008 11:25:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Umair</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[MY
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If someone throws a stone at you&#8230; throw a flower at him
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Make sure the flower is still in the pot . . . ;-&#62;
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>MY<br />
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LIFE&#8230;<br />
If someone throws a stone at you&#8230; throw a flower at him<br />
BUT&#8230;<br />
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Make sure the flower is still in the pot . . . ;-&gt;</p>
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		<title>In cricket match 1 girl</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jun 2008 11:22:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Umair</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In cricket match 1 girl made pakistani flag on her chééks.
A boy kissed her cheeks and said &#8221;
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I LOVE PAKISTAN &#8220;
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In cricket match 1 girl made pakistani flag on her chééks.<br />
A boy kissed her cheeks and said &#8221;<br />
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I LOVE PAKISTAN &#8220;</p>
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		<title>Evolution of MAN</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jun 2008 10:53:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Umair</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Evolution of MAN:
Without Shadi SPIDER MAN,,,
Shadi ke waqt SUPERMAN,,,
Shadi ke baad GENTLEMAN,,,
Aur BIWI Khubsurat ho to saari umar WATCHMAN.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Evolution of MAN:<br />
Without Shadi SPIDER MAN,,,<br />
Shadi ke waqt SUPERMAN,,,<br />
Shadi ke baad GENTLEMAN,,,<br />
Aur BIWI Khubsurat ho to saari umar WATCHMAN.</p>
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		<title>Pakistan means</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jun 2008 10:46:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Umair</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pakistan means
P= Pistol
A= Atom bomb
K= KUhd kash hamla
I= Ilm ki kami
S= Sarko pe pani
T= Trafic jam
A= Awam&#8217;s sleeping
N= No response
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P= Pistol<br />
A= Atom bomb<br />
K= KUhd kash hamla<br />
I= Ilm ki kami<br />
S= Sarko pe pani<br />
T= Trafic jam<br />
A= Awam&#8217;s sleeping<br />
N= No response</p>
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