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Loading ...Can i Have a pictures of yours?
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actually, The thing is that i have started a new hobby.
collecting photography of “natural disaster” ;->
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(21 votes, average: 3.81 out of 5) Loading ...The reason why most of the men prefer to KISS women’s lips..
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Thats the best & probably the only way to shut a woman’s mouth for at least some seconds:)
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(18 votes, average: 4.06 out of 5) Loading ...What is Business..?
Dad: I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son: No!
Dad: The girl is Bill Gates’ daughter.
Son: Then ok!
Dad goes to Bill Gates…
Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates: no!
Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.
Bill gates: then ok!
Dad goes to the president of the World Bank..
Dad: appoint my son as CEO of your Bank.
President: No!
Dad: He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: Then ok!
This is BUSINESS!
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(14 votes, average: 3.86 out of 5) Loading ...MY
PRINCIPLE
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LIFE…
If someone throws a stone at you… throw a flower at him
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Make sure the flower is still in the pot . . . ;->
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(17 votes, average: 3.82 out of 5) Loading ...In cricket match 1 girl made pakistani flag on her chééks.
A boy kissed her cheeks and said ”
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I LOVE PAKISTAN “
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(8 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5) Loading ...Evolution of MAN:
Without Shadi SPIDER MAN,,,
Shadi ke waqt SUPERMAN,,,
Shadi ke baad GENTLEMAN,,,
Aur BIWI Khubsurat ho to saari umar WATCHMAN.
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(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5) Loading ...Pakistan means
P= Pistol
A= Atom bomb
K= KUhd kash hamla
I= Ilm ki kami
S= Sarko pe pani
T= Trafic jam
A= Awam’s sleeping
N= No response
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