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Nurse, Sardar and blood test

SMS Admin — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 23:05:58 +0000

NURSE kept SARDAR’S FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS

SMS Admin — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 23:04:43 +0000

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, can’t do work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

Lady wanted 2 go 2 toilet

SMS Admin — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 22:56:48 +0000

In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
Sardarji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

Sardarji replied: U naughty pehle tum dikhao.

Sardar on phone

SMS Admin — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 22:54:49 +0000

Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking !!!