(67 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Loading ...Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure,
9 months of pain,
1 day in hospital and,
A junior needs a name..
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Posts Tagged ‘naughty sms’
A junior needs a name
(67 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...The things that satisfies your mind
(60 votes, average: 3.78 out of 5) Loading ...It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
Do you know what it is??
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It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.
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Short thing gets longer
(37 votes, average: 3.89 out of 5) Loading ...A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman’s breast
& enters into a small hole
What is it?
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Ans. Car’s seat belt… u dirty mind 
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Can we do romance
(22 votes, average: 3.86 out of 5) Loading ...Can we do romance in the midnight today?
I’m in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito.
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Even the driver say’s so
(11 votes, average: 3.73 out of 5) Loading ...A man while making love to his maid,
exclaimed “Martha ur are sweeter than my wife”
The maid smiled and said
‘”I know, coz the driver always tells me so”
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What’s an average 6 inch long
(43 votes, average: 4.30 out of 5) Loading ...What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
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A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive
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It’s too tight
(41 votes, average: 4.44 out of 5) Loading ...Girl: It’s too tight
Boy: Don’t worry, I’ll do it slowly,
Gal: Push it in,
Boy: Ah..I can’t,
Gal: It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!
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Can kids of our age have kids?
(39 votes, average: 4.51 out of 5) Loading ...Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”
Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”
Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.
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He came at night
(9 votes, average: 4.22 out of 5) Loading ...He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me, he bit,
sucked, swallowed,
when he was satisfied,
he left, i was hurt,
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BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!
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Love kaisay hota hai?
(17 votes, average: 4.18 out of 5) Loading ...Teacher: LOVE kese hota hai?
Student: Miss ge…”L” ko pakar ke,
“O” ko daba ke,
“V” mein dalo,
jab “E” kee awaz aaye to samjho k “LOVE” ho geya…
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