(14 votes, average: 4.14 out of 5)
Loading ...A girl called me one day
and said there is no one
at the home,come over quickly.
I went her home and found
that there is no one at the home..
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Posts Tagged ‘naughty sms’
A Girl Called Me
(14 votes, average: 4.14 out of 5) Loading ...All Love You
(12 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5) Loading ...Birds love you,
Monkeys love you,
Hippos love you,
Snakes love you,
Tortoise love you,
Giraffe loves you…..
Please go back to ZOO,
they all really miss you!
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What He Want
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5) Loading ...What he want,
I do not want …
What I want,
he does not want …
What we want,
is not allowed!
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Swimming Is Prohibited
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5) Loading ...Officer: madam swimming is
prohibited in this lake.
Lady: then why dint you tell me
when I was removing my clothes?
Officer: well, that’s not prohibited.
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A Notice In A Factory
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...A notice in a factory for girl workers.
If your skirt is long, protect yourself
from machines at work.. If it is short,
protect yourself from men at work.
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In A Bath Room
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...In a bath room, a boy touches
a girl every where You Know
who was that boy? Stupid It’s
Life boy Soap. Dirty people always
think dirty.
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A Beautiful Girl
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
.
.
.
.
.
.
Books And Study .
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Bring Her Home
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...Catch her by her waist
Bring her home..
Keep your hand on her neck
Put your lips on her lips
& have a
nice drink….PEPSI !
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Sweet Kiss
(7 votes, average: 4.43 out of 5) Loading ...Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
Me sick, no work
Boss SMS back:
When I am sick I kiss my wife try it
two hours later sardar sms to boss:
Me ok, your wife is very sweet.
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Perfume shop
(11 votes, average: 2.55 out of 5) Loading ...One day two blondes walk into
a perfume shop.The one blonde
picks up a bottle of perfume that
is titled “Viens Chez Moi.”
The blond asks the manager what
it means, and the manager says
it means, “Come to Me.”
So the blond smells the perfume
and asks her friend,
“Does this smell like come to you?
Because it doesn’t smell like come to me.”
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