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Sardar Got Into A Bus

MASK — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 08:45:39 +0000

Sardar got into a bus
on 1st April
when conductor asked
for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and
said april fool.
I have pass.

Nurse, Sardar and blood test

SMS Admin — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 23:05:58 +0000

NURSE kept SARDAR’S FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS

SMS Admin — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 23:04:43 +0000

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, can’t do work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

Lady wanted 2 go 2 toilet

SMS Admin — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 22:56:48 +0000

In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
Sardarji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

Sardarji replied: U naughty pehle tum dikhao.

Sardar on phone

SMS Admin — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 22:54:49 +0000

Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking !!!

If someone calls u crazy

SMS Admin — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 15:30:41 +0000

If sumone calls u crazy, dont mind,
If sumone calls u duffer, relax,
Ff sumone calls u stupid be cool,
But if sumone calls u “cute”
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Aik Zordar Thappar lagana us ko,
Mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai.

Girls Psychology

SMS Admin — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 18:55:40 +0000

Girls Psychology
Fraud with Innocent Boys
Fun with Handsome Boys
Friendship with Charming Boys
Contact with Intelligent Boys
Flirt with Freaky Boys
Love with Faithful Boys
&
In the end
Marriage with the Rich Boy
~ Moral of the story ~

Chandramukhi ho yaa Paaro, Sab Ek jaisi hain Yaroo!

Types of Girls

Umair — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 11:57:21 +0000

Types of Girls (Computer Humor)
CD-ROM GIRLS
She is always faster and faster
EMAIL GIRLS
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense
HARD DISK GIRLS
She remembers everything, FOREVER
INTERNET GIRLS
Difficult to access
MULTIMEDIA GIRLS
She make horrible thing look beautiful
SCREENSAVER GIRLS
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun
RAM GIRLS
She forget about you, the moment turn her off
WINDOW GIRLS
Everyone know that she can”t do a thing right, but no one can
live with out her
VIRUS GIRLS
Also known as “wife”" when you are not expecting her, she comes,
install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to
uninstall her you will lose something,
If don”t try you uninstall her you will lose everything
SERVER GIRLS
Always busy when you need her

My Principle of life

Umair — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 11:25:30 +0000

MY
PRINCIPLE
OF
LIFE…
If someone throws a stone at you… throw a flower at him
BUT…
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Make sure the flower is still in the pot . . . ;->

True love is like an pillow

Umair — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 14:53:08 +0000

True love is like an pillow,
You can hug when you
are in trouble, you can cry
when you are in pain & you
can embrace when you are happy.
So when you need true love
spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.