(24 votes, average: 4.38 out of 5)
Loading ...NURSE kept SARDAR’S FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST
Posted under Sardar SMS Jokes
Posts Tagged ‘jokes sms’
Nurse, Sardar and blood test
(24 votes, average: 4.38 out of 5) Loading ...Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS
(22 votes, average: 4.05 out of 5) Loading ...Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, can’t do work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
Posted under Sardar SMS Jokes
Lady wanted 2 go 2 toilet
(20 votes, average: 4.80 out of 5) Loading ...In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
Sardarji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
Sardarji replied: U naughty pehle tum dikhao.
Posted under Sardar SMS Jokes
Sardar on phone
(20 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5) Loading ...Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking !!!
Posted under Sardar SMS Jokes
If someone calls u crazy
(28 votes, average: 3.82 out of 5) Loading ...If sumone calls u crazy, dont mind,
If sumone calls u duffer, relax,
Ff sumone calls u stupid be cool,
But if sumone calls u “cute”
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Aik Zordar Thappar lagana us ko,
Mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai. 
Posted under Friendship SMS, Funny Jokes, Funny SMS
Girls Psychology
(14 votes, average: 4.43 out of 5) Loading ...Girls Psychology
Fraud with Innocent Boys
Fun with Handsome Boys
Friendship with Charming Boys
Contact with Intelligent Boys
Flirt with Freaky Boys
Love with Faithful Boys
&
In the end
Marriage with the Rich Boy
~ Moral of the story ~
Chandramukhi ho yaa Paaro, Sab Ek jaisi hain Yaroo!
Posted under Funny SMS
Types of Girls
(20 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...Types of Girls (Computer Humor)
CD-ROM GIRLS
She is always faster and faster
EMAIL GIRLS
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense
HARD DISK GIRLS
She remembers everything, FOREVER
INTERNET GIRLS
Difficult to access
MULTIMEDIA GIRLS
She make horrible thing look beautiful
SCREENSAVER GIRLS
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun
RAM GIRLS
She forget about you, the moment turn her off
WINDOW GIRLS
Everyone know that she can”t do a thing right, but no one can
live with out her
VIRUS GIRLS
Also known as “wife”" when you are not expecting her, she comes,
install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to
uninstall her you will lose something,
If don”t try you uninstall her you will lose everything
SERVER GIRLS
Always busy when you need her
Posted under Funny Jokes, Funny SMS
My Principle of life
(14 votes, average: 3.86 out of 5) Loading ...MY
PRINCIPLE
OF
LIFE…
If someone throws a stone at you… throw a flower at him
BUT…
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Make sure the flower is still in the pot . . . ;->
Posted under Funny Jokes, Funny SMS
True love is like an pillow
(5 votes, average: 2.40 out of 5) Loading ...True love is like an pillow,
You can hug when you
are in trouble, you can cry
when you are in pain & you
can embrace when you are happy.
So when you need true love
spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.
Posted under Funny SMS