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Wife is Kidny

SMS Admin — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 15:25:32 +0000

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

Husband 2 Wife

SMS Admin — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 15:24:59 +0000

Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??
Wife remains silent ……
Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
Wife : Abbe gin ne to De….

Husband Wife Main Larai Ho Gayi

SMS Admin — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 15:23:50 +0000

Husband Wife Main Larai Ho Gayi
Husband Ghar Se Chala Gya
Raat Ko Phone Pr Biwi Se Poocha : Khaane Main Kia Hai ?
Wife : ZEHER
Husband : Oki Tum Kha K So Jana Main Deer Se Aaonga ;->

Wife Driving a Car

SMS Admin — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 15:23:09 +0000

Once a husband and wife
were preparing to go office
and the wife thought
she would drive today for the office.
Wife : Chalo na car me kahin ghumne
chalte hai, aur car me drive karungi!
Huband : “Agar tum car drive karogi to
jayenge car mein, aayenge akhbaar mein”!!

Wife ko Ghalat Fahmi

SMS Admin — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 15:19:38 +0000

Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend
mein galian kion de rahey thai?
Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai..
Wife: kesi ghalat fehmi?
Husband: Yehi k mein neeend mein tha..

Wife go to Doctor

SMS Admin — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 15:18:27 +0000

Wife: Suno g doctor ne mujhe aik
maheenay k araam k liye beautiful
foreign country janay ko kaha hai.
Hum kahan jayen gay?
Husband: doosray doctor k passs..