(14 votes, average: 3.86 out of 5)
Loading ...Santa: Jab mai mar jaun to
samne wali family ko zaroor bulana.
Banta: Kyun???
Santa: Yaar unke ghar ki ladies
murde se lipat lipat kar roti hain.
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Posts Tagged ‘Hindi Adult SMS’
Jab Mai Mar Jaun
(14 votes, average: 3.86 out of 5) Loading ...Aik Aurat Doosri Se
(12 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5) Loading ...Aik AurAt doosri se:
JAb TumhAri TAlAAq hoi tou
TumhArA 1 BAchA thA,
Ab 3 hAin…! KAisey ?
Doosri shArmA k:
Woh kAbhi kAbhAr MAAfi
mAAngney AA jAtey hAin…!
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Chabi Wala Teeka
(5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5) Loading ...Aurat Doctor se: Mujhe chabi
wala teeka laga dain
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Doctor: Ap k kitnay bachay hain
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Aurat: MASHALLAH mere 11
bachay hain.
Doctor: Phir to Taala he lagwa lain..
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Aadmi Aur Aurat
(7 votes, average: 4.14 out of 5) Loading ...Q: What is Differance between
Aadami & Aurat?
A: Aurat ek hi Aadami se Bahut
sari Ummeed karti hai.
Aur Aadami Bahut Saari Aurato
se ek he Ummeed karta hai..
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Positive Thinking Poem
(10 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5) Loading ...Little bird in the sky,
Dropping potty in the eye,
u don’t worry,
u don’t cry,
u just thank god,
That Cow’s don’t fly.
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Agar Koi Larka Girls Section
(10 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5) Loading ...PRINCIPAL:
Agar koi larrka girlz section
gaya to 1st time Rs.100 fine
hoga or 2nd time 200 and
3rd time 500 hoga.
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STUDENT:Sir Monthly pakage
kya hai……
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Tera Bhai Ka Nam
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Jangle men shair ki bivi
k sath kisi ne rape kia..
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Shair ne sab jungle walo
ko muqadmy k lie bulaya..
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Sab se peechy 1 chooha
b araha tha
Donkey ne poocha tum
kidr ja rhy ho?
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Choohay ne moncho pa
hath pher kr kaha..
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Tera bhai ka nam bhi aya hai..
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Gaps Between Fingers
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...Do U know Y There is gaps
between fingers?
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No?
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Because!
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Someone will come in your life,
will Hold your hand
& slowly say
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“Le pakar GOLD LEAF ka Sutta laga…!”
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Load Shedding Ki Musibat
(8 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ...Load shedding ki musibat.
Ek admi raat ko apne ghar gaya.
darwaza knock kia.
Bivi:kon?
Admi:Guddu da abbu!
Bivi:Haaye main marr jaawan,
phir andar kon hai?
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Sufi Pe Atmad
(6 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...MAHA ko dieting ka shoq hua,
mom Le i sufi,sufi pe atmad jo
tha,suba hui to na sufi tha
na maha..
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3 sal bad maha mili,
7 habib or sultan b thy.
or kro sufi pe atmad…
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