Ek don ka beta ORAL EXAM me fail ho gaya

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Ek don ka beta ORAL EXAM me fail ho gaya,
Ghar aakar wo apne dad se bola-
Sun baap un logo ne 3 ghante tak apni puchhtaachh ki
Apun bhi terich aulaad hai ,
Saala mooh kholaich nahi….

Pathan committing suicide

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Pathan committing suicide,
someone asked the reason.
He said:
My wife runaway with my friend.
I can’t live without my friend.

Apne chare se ruswaie

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Apne chare se ruswaie ka “ERROR” to hatao,
Ab bohat ho gaya apne dil ka “PASSWORD” to batao,
Akser raat ko ap mere sapne mein aateen hain,
Mere pyar ko “MOUSE” banake englio pe nachate hain,
Or tere pyar ka “E-MAIL” mere dil ko labhata hai,
Beach mein tera baap “VIRUS” banke aa jaata hai.

I love three things

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I love three things
1) Pepsi
2) Pizza
3) You
Pepsi to drink
Pizza to eat
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Table kon saaf kre ga?????????