This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat.
keep cat a cat idiot cat busy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat!
NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYING CAT!

Boss & Secretary went to a hotel.
On the bed Boss asked,
Do you want me to treat you as a secretary or as a wife?”
She said, “as a wife”
Boss: “OK then, Good night;-)

A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were watching T.v,
Suddenly there’s a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete silence…
Daughter turned to look at her father.
Daughter: Its Mummy!
Father: how do you Know?
Daughter: she didn’t say anything . . . . ;->

I am not scared of
Proposing a girl,
But I am scared about:
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What would happen If She
agrees!

The devils challenged the angels To a game of cricket.
We have got all the cricketers,
Said the angels..
Devils : no problem we have got all the umpires! ;->

Do you know the full form of COLLEGE
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally……
Thats why boys go to college

Consequences in America…
A girl rushed over to her husband..
Darling,
My children and your children are beating our children..!!’

Every man needs a,
Beautiful wife,
Intelligent wife,
Loving wife,
Adjusting wife,
Ana cooperative wife,
But it’s sad that law allows only one wife….

Amazing News . . .
The Japanese Have produced a camera . . .
That has such a fast shutter speed,
It can take a picture Of a Woman With Her mouth shut . . . ;->

Never kiss a police woman.
she ‘ll say stop and hands up.
Never kiss a nurse she ‘ll say next please.
Always kiss a teacher.
She ‘ll repeat it 10 times.