A Touching Story… ! ! !
1 day the mosquito got excited & gave a love bite to the dog
The dog became emotional & returned the love bite to the mosquito. . .
The next day. . .
Mosquito died of Rabies & Dog died of Malaria. . . .
What a Touching Story. . . ;->
hahahahahahaha

True love is like an pillow,
You can hug when you are in trouble,
You can cry when you are in pain & you can embrace
When you are happy.
So when you need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.

If you really want to know the meaning of life . . . ???
Then . . .
Then . . . .
. . . . . .
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Look in the Dictionary . . . ;->

A vegetarian eating a chicken piece for the first time in his life
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dies because of
BIRD FLU

70 year old man asked his wife.
Do you feel sad when you see me running behind young girls?
Wife: No not at all,
Even dogs chase cars but they can’t drive it.

How Indian Professors speak English:
1. don’t dare talk in front of my back!
2. both of you three get out of the class!
3. Take 5 cm wire of any length!
4. All of you stand in a straight circle!
5. Be quiet..The Principal just passed away
6. why are you looking at the monkey outside the window when i [...]

It’s to  hard to lose someone who is ….
100% loving
98% friendly
95% cute
93% sweet
90% talented only,
That’s me.

I am a killer,
I kill people for money,
But you are my friend,
I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!

I
Looked
For
You
Up
Down
Left
Right
Here
There
Everywhere
Just
To
spray
MORTEIN…. ;->

Doctor: You are in good health. You’ ll live to be eighty.
Patient: But,
Doctor,
I am 80 right now.
Doctor: See,
What did I tell you!!!