Posts Tagged ‘funny sms’

Specially when

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This time…
I am sure &
I am going to say it…
I
I L
I LO
I LOV
I LOVE
I LOVE Y
I LOVE YO
I LOVE YOU
I LOVE YOGURT
Specially when i am hungry
Ha ha

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If i need brain transplantation

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If i need brain transplantation.
I’ll prefer your brain,
Don’t think you are genius.
I just want a brain which is never used before..

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A mobile is like a woman

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A mobile is like a woman
Talks non-stop,
costs a fortune,
Disturbs when you are busy and when you need it.
Urgently-there is no service

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Apne chare se ruswaie

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Apne chare se ruswaie ka “ERROR” to hatao,
Ab bohat ho gaya apne dil ka “PASSWORD” to batao,
Akser raat ko ap mere sapne mein aateen hain,
Mere pyar ko “MOUSE” banake englio pe nachate hain,
Or tere pyar ka “E-MAIL” mere dil ko labhata hai,
Beach mein tera baap “VIRUS” banke aa jaata hai.

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If i disturb you

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If i disturb you
I am sorry!
But i need
To say
I..
I love.
Disturbing you

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Which boy has the permission

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Q: Which boy has the permission to get in to a girls bath room?
Ans: life boy.

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I love three things

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I love three things

1) Pepsi

2) Pizza

3) You
Pepsi to drink

Pizza to eat

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Table kon saaf kre ga?????????

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A husband said to his wife

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After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied,
Yes dear,
I know but I was in love and didn’t notice.

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When things go wrong

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When things go wrong,
When sadness fill your heart,
When tears flow from your eyes,
just let me know,
Because i want be there for you.
I am selling TISSUE.
BUY 1 GET 1 FREE

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A man went to a painting exhibition

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A man went to a painting exhibition and asked from artist that wow!
Painting of this monkey look like real
Artist: i am sorry sir!
You are standing in front of mirror

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