I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant,
To have Candle Light Dinner,
And say those three sweet words to you….
Pay The Bill.

What happened to your mobile?
I was trying to call you,
But i got this sms..
Welcome to the jungle network,
The monkey you are tring to call is on tree please try later.

Hi! i am marrying next week.
There will be a small party and only a few people will be invited…
so i am inviting you…
Don’t bring any gift with you…
Just bring someone to marry me

Gal: Do you have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card,
It says To the only boy I ever loved
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them

I wish…you were herein my room,
On my bed with the lights off
We go under the blanket &….i will show you my………
New watch it glows and the dark!

Kabhi kisi ladki say book nahi mangni chahiye verna maar per sakti hai,
It means
B-babby
O-only
O-one
K-kiss

What words starts with ‘S’ and ends with ‘X’.
It has a lot of ups and down movements
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I know what you are thinking perfect.
It’s SENSEX…

Five benefit of kiss
1.Changes taste
2.Burn calories
3.Lips never got dried
4.Makes face muscles strong
5.RELIEVES STRESS
So keep kissing

Commerce professor asks the student:
What is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: “Father in law”.

GALILO:
Great mind
EINSTEIN:
Genious mind
NEWTON:
Extraordinary mind
BILL GATES:
Brilliant mind
Me:
Master mind
You:
Oh!
Never mind