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What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
It is when your Girl Friend says “YOU are the BEST LOVER among all your Friends
JOLLY UNCLE

CAT: how old are you?
ELEPHANT: 5 years
CAT: but you look big?
ELEPHANT: I am a com plan boy
CAT: I am 30 years old.
ELEPHANT: 30? You LOOK SO
SMALL
CAT: I am a “santoor girl”
keep smiling…….!!

My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe
“go to hell”

My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way

I see your face when I am dreaming
That’s why I always wake up screaming

If you delete this sms.
You love me,
If you keep it,
You want me,
If you ignore it,
You adore me,
If you send it back,
You can’t live without me Now what will u do? Tell me !!

Pathan committing suicide,
someone asked the reason.
He said:
My wife runaway with my friend.
I can’t live without my friend.

This time…
I am sure &
I am going to say it…
I
I L
I LO
I LOV
I LOVE
I LOVE Y
I LOVE YO
I LOVE YOU
I LOVE YOGURT
Specially when i am hungry
Ha ha

If i need brain transplantation.
I’ll prefer your brain,
Don’t think you are genius.
I just want a brain which is never used before..

A mobile is like a woman
Talks non-stop,
costs a fortune,
Disturbs when you are busy and when you need it.
Urgently-there is no service