(12 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
Loading ...You think of me & i think of you.
When we both think of each other,
Do you know what it means?
It means we both..
Have no other work to do!
Dono velay 
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You think of me & i think of you
(12 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5) Loading ...Top 3 universities rule
(9 votes, average: 4.44 out of 5) Loading ...Top 3 universities rule:
1: Be quite in the class because others are sleeping
2: Don’t forget to carry
3: Books it works as pillow
4: keep the campus clean so be absent
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A man notice
(14 votes, average: 4.29 out of 5) Loading ...A man notice that his credit card had been stolen but he didn’t report it..!
Why..??
The thief was spending less than his wife…. ;->
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Is this my train
(8 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5) Loading ...Lady: Is this my train..?
Station Master: No, it belongs to the railway company..
Lady: Don’t try to be funny.
I mean to ask if I can take this train to Karachi..!
Station Master: No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy… ;->
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Can i Have a pictures of yours
(29 votes, average: 4.07 out of 5) Loading ...Can i Have a pictures of yours?
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actually, The thing is that i have started a new hobby.
collecting photography of “natural disaster” ;->
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Where ‘ll you take me on our 10th anniversary
(14 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5) Loading ...Wife: where ‘ll you take me on our 10th anniversary?
Husband: We’ll go to African jungle safari.
Wife: Nice. And on our 25th anniversary?
Husband: I’ll bring you back.
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The reason why most of the men
(39 votes, average: 3.82 out of 5) Loading ...The reason why most of the men prefer to KISS women’s lips..
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Thats the best & probably the only way to shut a woman’s mouth for at least some seconds:)
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Types of Girls
(39 votes, average: 3.79 out of 5) Loading ...Types of Girls (Computer Humor)
CD-ROM GIRLS
She is always faster and faster
EMAIL GIRLS
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense
HARD DISK GIRLS
She remembers everything, FOREVER
INTERNET GIRLS
Difficult to access
MULTIMEDIA GIRLS
She make horrible thing look beautiful
SCREENSAVER GIRLS
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun
RAM GIRLS
She forget about you, the moment turn her off
WINDOW GIRLS
Everyone know that she can”t do a thing right, but no one can
live with out her
VIRUS GIRLS
Also known as “wife”" when you are not expecting her, she comes,
install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to
uninstall her you will lose something,
If don”t try you uninstall her you will lose everything
SERVER GIRLS
Always busy when you need her
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you want to become my son in law
(8 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5) Loading ...Lady : So , you want to become my son in law ?
Boy : Not really,
But I don’t see any other way to marry your daughter!
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your mother-in-law fell into my pond
(6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...A Man: “your mother-in-law fell into my pond
Which has some crocodiles into”.
The other man – “the crocodiles are yours,
So you’ll have to save them”.
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