(22 votes, average: 4.45 out of 5)
Loading ...Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
… nice drink…PEPSI
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Posts Tagged ‘funny sms’
Catch her by her waist
(22 votes, average: 4.45 out of 5) Loading ...A girl Called me
(23 votes, average: 4.30 out of 5) Loading ...A girl called me the other day and said …
“Come on over, there’s nobody home. You will have fun”
I went over and “Nobody” was home ….
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Happy Independence Day
(3 votes, average: 1.67 out of 5) Loading ...Aaj main aap se apne dil ki bat khhna Chahta Hun,
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Han wohi 3 words jo aap sunna chahen,
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Han wo hi 3 alfaz jo aap k dil ko chulen,
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***HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY***
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Shetan ki 3 Nishanian
(20 votes, average: 3.45 out of 5) Loading ...Shetan ki 3 nishanian
1=SMS milte hi parhta hey.
2=parhte hue hansta hey.
3=neeche mat jana
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Jis kaam se roko wo zarur karta hey..
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If someone calls u crazy
(53 votes, average: 3.79 out of 5) Loading ...If sumone calls u crazy, dont mind,
If sumone calls u duffer, relax,
Ff sumone calls u stupid be cool,
But if sumone calls u “cute”
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Aik Zordar Thappar lagana us ko,
Mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai. 
Posted under Friendship SMS, Funny Jokes, Funny SMS
Main Jis Larki Ko Chahta Hun
(35 votes, average: 3.37 out of 5) Loading ...1st Friend: Yar Me Jis Larki Ko Chahta Hun,
Usne Mujhse Shadi Nhi Ki
2nd Friend: Tumne Usy Bataya K Mera Chacha Karorpati Hai
1st: Bataya Tha
2nd: Phir
1st: Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai.
Posted under Funny Jokes, Funny SMS
Girls Attitude
(26 votes, average: 3.77 out of 5) Loading ...Girls Attitude
If u treat her nice she says “yaar mujhe line de raha hai”
If u dont she says “kitna akarta hai”
If u dress nicely she says”mujhay impress karna chata hai”
If u dont she says “tasteless hai yaar”
If u argue with her she says”ziddi hai”
If u sit quietly she says “dumb hai”
If u act smarter “she’ll lose”
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In cricket match 1 girl
(13 votes, average: 3.38 out of 5) Loading ...In cricket match 1 girl made pakistani flag on her chééks.
A boy kissed her cheeks and said ”
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I LOVE PAKISTAN “
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Girls Psychology
(22 votes, average: 4.14 out of 5) Loading ...Girls Psychology
Fraud with Innocent Boys
Fun with Handsome Boys
Friendship with Charming Boys
Contact with Intelligent Boys
Flirt with Freaky Boys
Love with Faithful Boys
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In the end
Marriage with the Rich Boy
~ Moral of the story ~
Chandramukhi ho yaa Paaro, Sab Ek jaisi hain Yaroo!
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My # has changed
(36 votes, average: 2.92 out of 5) Loading ...My # has changed.
So please give me a call on my new # is.. 021 15
Agar mera naukar uthaye to use 2-4 galiya de dena
Kamina apne ap ko Police Wala Kehta Hai.. ;->
Posted under Funny Jokes, Funny SMS