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In cricket match 1 girl made pakistani flag on her chééks.
A boy kissed her cheeks and said ”
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I LOVE PAKISTAN “

Please note my new number of ZONG (China Tel)
Now send your sms and call at this new number….
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You are the one who is CHARMING
You are the one who is INTELLIGENT
You are the one who is CUTE
And I am the One who is spreading these RUMORS

Evolution of MAN:
Without Shadi SPIDER MAN,,,
Shadi ke waqt SUPERMAN,,,
Shadi ke baad GENTLEMAN,,,
Aur BIWI Khubsurat ho to saari umar WATCHMAN.

If?
1=5,
2=25,
3=125,
4=625,then 5=?
Think befor scrolling down!
Answer is 1,
Remember 1st line 1=5!
Moral: Dont complicate simple things in LiFe

Pakistan means
P= Pistol
A= Atom bomb
K= KUhd kash hamla
I= Ilm ki kami
S= Sarko pe pani
T= Trafic jam
A= Awam’s sleeping
N= No response

Hothon se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai,
Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain…
Aur kyun na ho…
Khayi bhi to ‘HARI Mirchi hai:)

Lecturer: “Children in the dark make mistakes..!
convert this sentence to its opposite form…
Student: “Mistakes in the dark make children..!” ….. ;->

A recent survey showed why men like blow jobs….
10% like the feeling….
12% like the dominance….
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78% like the 8 minutes silence…….. ;->

Ek don ka beta ORAL EXAM me fail ho gaya,
Ghar aakar wo apne dad se bola-
Sun baap un logo ne 3 ghante tak apni puchhtaachh ki
Apun bhi terich aulaad hai ,
Saala mooh kholaich nahi….