(30 votes, average: 3.53 out of 5)
Loading ...Maalik:
Abi tk tujh se machar nhi maray?
Mere kano me gunguna rahy han.
Nokar:
Sahab mene Machar Maar dye hyn,
ye to unki Biwiya hn Jo Vidwa ho
k Ro rhi hein..!
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Posts Tagged ‘funny sms’
Malik Aur Machar
(30 votes, average: 3.53 out of 5) Loading ...Meri Khushi Ke Lamhe
(7 votes, average: 4.29 out of 5) Loading ...Meri khushi ke lamhey
kis kadar mukhtasir hain,
”Faraz”
halay mujra shuru hoya si
tey police da chhapa py gaya.
Posted under Faraz Funny SMS
Science Teacher
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Science teacher:
agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka
attack ho to use lambe
time tak kiss karo isse
wo thik ho jayegi.
Student: par sir usay
attack kaise dilaya jaye?:)
Posted under Hindi Adult SMS
App Mujay Pyary
(27 votes, average: 3.85 out of 5) Loading ...App Mujhay
Aik jaga
Se bohat
Pyare
Lagtay hain.?
Malooum hai kahan Se ?
DOOR SE….
Posted under Funny SMS
Pappu Discovered America
(30 votes, average: 3.73 out of 5) Loading ...TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the
map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now,
class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!
Posted under Funny Jokes
What’s an average 6 inch long
(52 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5) Loading ...What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
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?
?
?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive 
Posted under Adult SMS Jokes, Funny SMS
Let me kiss your lips
(84 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5) Loading ...Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday 
Posted under Funny Jokes, Funny SMS
It’s too tight
(47 votes, average: 4.51 out of 5) Loading ...Girl: It’s too tight
Boy: Don’t worry, I’ll do it slowly,
Gal: Push it in,
Boy: Ah..I can’t,
Gal: It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!
Posted under Adult SMS Jokes, Funny SMS
Can kids of our age have kids?
(45 votes, average: 4.53 out of 5) Loading ...Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”
Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”
Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.
Posted under Adult SMS Jokes, Funny SMS
A beautiful girl goes to Professor
(22 votes, average: 3.82 out of 5) Loading ...A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study
Posted under Funny SMS