(6 votes, average: 3.17 out of 5)
Loading ...I am a killer,
I kill people for money,
But you are my friend,
I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!
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I am a killer
(6 votes, average: 3.17 out of 5) Loading ...I looked
(8 votes, average: 2.25 out of 5) Loading ...I
Looked
For
You
Up
Down
Left
Right
Here
There
Everywhere
Just
To
spray
MORTEIN…. ;->
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You are in good health
(6 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ...Doctor: You are in good health. You’ ll live to be eighty.
Patient: But,
Doctor,
I am 80 right now.
Doctor: See,
What did I tell you!!!
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This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat
(8 votes, average: 3.38 out of 5) Loading ...This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat.
keep cat a cat idiot cat busy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat!
NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYING CAT!
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Boss & Secretary went to a hotel
(10 votes, average: 4.10 out of 5) Loading ...Boss & Secretary went to a hotel.
On the bed Boss asked,
Do you want me to treat you as a secretary or as a wife?”
She said, “as a wife”
Boss: “OK then, Good night;-)
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A mother and son were doing dishes
(6 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5) Loading ...A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were watching T.v,
Suddenly there’s a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete silence…
Daughter turned to look at her father.
Daughter: Its Mummy!
Father: how do you Know?
Daughter: she didn’t say anything . . . . ;->
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I am not scared
(6 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...I am not scared of
Proposing a girl,
But I am scared about:
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
What would happen If She
agrees!
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The devils challenged
(6 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5) Loading ...The devils challenged the angels To a game of cricket.
We have got all the cricketers,
Said the angels..
Devils : no problem we have got all the umpires! ;->
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Do you know the full form of COLLEGE
(10 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...Do you know the full form of COLLEGE
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally……
Thats why boys go to college
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Consequences in America
(5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5) Loading ...Consequences in America…
A girl rushed over to her husband..
Darling,
My children and your children are beating our children..!!’ 
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