Posts Tagged ‘funny sms’

Study

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I Love you

I want you

I like you

I miss you

I talk you

All these sentences r the examples of “PRESENT INDEFINITE”

Tomorrow we will study “PRESENT CONTINUOUS” ;->

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GHOST RIDER

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G – Ghost
I – In
R – Real
L – Life

So Avoid Girls
&
Forward their numbers to me…
Don’t worry about my life. . .
I am a professional. . .
GHOST RIDER… ;->

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Attendance in college

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I always give 100%
Attendance in college:
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Monday: 11%
Tuesday: 26%
Wednesday: 49%
Thursday: 10%
Friday: 4%

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A Touching Story

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A Touching Story… ! ! !

1 day the mosquito got excited & gave a love bite to the dog
The dog became emotional & returned the love bite to the mosquito. . .

The next day. . .

Mosquito died of Rabies & Dog died of Malaria. . . .

What a Touching Story. . . ;->
hahahahahahaha

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True love is like an pillow

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True love is like an pillow,
You can hug when you
are in trouble, you can cry
when you are in pain & you
can embrace when you are happy.
So when you need true love
spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.

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If you really want to know the meaning of life

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If you really want to know the meaning of life . . . ???

Then . . .

Then . . . .

. . . . . .

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Look in the Dictionary . . . ;->

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A vegetarian eating a chicken

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A vegetarian eating a chicken piece for the first time in his life
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And
dies because of

BIRD FLU

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70 year old man asked his wife

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70 year old man asked his wife.
Do you feel sad when you see me running behind young girls?
Wife: No not at all,
Even dogs chase cars but they can’t drive it.

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How Indian Professors speak English

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How Indian Professors speak English:
1. don’t dare talk in front of my back!
2. both of you three get out of the class!
3. Take 5 cm wire of any length!
4. All of you stand in a straight circle!
5. Be quiet..The Principal just passed away
6. why are you looking at the monkey outside the window when i am here?
7.I have 3 daughters and all of them are girls

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It’s to hard to lose someone who is

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It’s to  hard to lose someone who is ….
100% loving
98% friendly
95% cute
93% sweet
90% talented only,
That’s me.

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