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Aaj main aap se apne dil ki bat khhna Chahta Hun,
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Han wohi 3 words jo aap sunna chahen,
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Han wo hi 3 alfaz jo aap k dil ko chulen,
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***HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY***

Shetan ki 3 nishanian
1=SMS milte hi parhta hey.
2=parhte hue hansta hey.
3=neeche mat jana
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Jis kaam se roko wo zarur karta hey..

1st Friend: Yar Me Jis Larki Ko Chahta Hun,
Usne Mujhse Shadi Nhi Ki
2nd Friend: Tumne Usy Bataya K Mera Chacha Karorpati Hai
1st: Bataya Tha
2nd: Phir
1st: Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai.

Girls Attitude
If u treat her nice she says “yaar mujhe line de raha hai”
If u dont she says “kitna akarta hai”
If u dress nicely she says”mujhay impress karna chata hai”
If u dont she says “tasteless hai yaar”
If u argue with her she says”ziddi hai”
If u sit quietly she says “dumb hai”
If u act smarter “she’ll [...]

Teacher: Gudu Tum Baray ho ya Tumharay papa??
Gudu: Main
Teacher: Keysay?
Gudu: Main nay Mummi k paas sona chor dia hay
Magar Papa abhi bhi Mummi k sath sotay hain

In cricket match 1 girl made pakistani flag on her chééks.
A boy kissed her cheeks and said ”
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I LOVE PAKISTAN “

My # has changed.
So please give me a call on my new # is.. 021 15
Agar mera naukar uthaye to use 2-4 galiya de dena
Kamina apne ap ko Police Wala Kehta Hai.. ;->

You think of me & i think of you.
When we both think of each other,
Do you know what it means?
It means we both..
Have no other work to do!
Dono velay

Top 3 universities rule:
1: Be quite in the class because others are sleeping
2: Don’t forget to carry
3: Books it works as pillow
4: keep the campus clean so be absent

A man notice that his credit card had been stolen but he didn’t report it..!
Why..??
The thief was spending less than his wife…. ;->