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Loading ...The reason why most of the men prefer to KISS women’s lips..
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Thats the best & probably the only way to shut a woman’s mouth for at least some seconds:)
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The reason why most of the men
(39 votes, average: 3.82 out of 5) Loading ...Types of Girls
(39 votes, average: 3.79 out of 5) Loading ...Types of Girls (Computer Humor)
CD-ROM GIRLS
She is always faster and faster
EMAIL GIRLS
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense
HARD DISK GIRLS
She remembers everything, FOREVER
INTERNET GIRLS
Difficult to access
MULTIMEDIA GIRLS
She make horrible thing look beautiful
SCREENSAVER GIRLS
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun
RAM GIRLS
She forget about you, the moment turn her off
WINDOW GIRLS
Everyone know that she can”t do a thing right, but no one can
live with out her
VIRUS GIRLS
Also known as “wife”" when you are not expecting her, she comes,
install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to
uninstall her you will lose something,
If don”t try you uninstall her you will lose everything
SERVER GIRLS
Always busy when you need her
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What is Business
(36 votes, average: 4.22 out of 5) Loading ...What is Business..?
Dad: I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son: No!
Dad: The girl is Bill Gates’ daughter.
Son: Then ok!
Dad goes to Bill Gates…
Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates: no!
Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.
Bill gates: then ok!
Dad goes to the president of the World Bank..
Dad: appoint my son as CEO of your Bank.
President: No!
Dad: He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: Then ok!
This is BUSINESS!
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In cricket match 1 girl
(24 votes, average: 3.63 out of 5) Loading ...In cricket match 1 girl made pakistani flag on her chééks.
A boy kissed her cheeks and said ”
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I LOVE PAKISTAN “
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Pakistan means
(8 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...Pakistan means
P= Pistol
A= Atom bomb
K= KUhd kash hamla
I= Ilm ki kami
S= Sarko pe pani
T= Trafic jam
A= Awam’s sleeping
N= No response
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True love is like an pillow
(9 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...True love is like an pillow,
You can hug when you
are in trouble, you can cry
when you are in pain & you
can embrace when you are happy.
So when you need true love
spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.
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