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Sardar Love With Nurse

MASK — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 13:10:53 +0000

One Sardar love with a nurse.
HE writes love letter.
He writes,”I Love you Sister”.

Pappu And Daddy

MASK — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 13:05:01 +0000

PAPPU : Daddy, have you
ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do
you ask that?
PAPPU: Well, where did
you get THIS mummy then?

Malik Aur Machar

MASK — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 18:30:19 +0000

Maalik:
Abi tk tujh se machar nhi maray?
Mere kano me gunguna rahy han.

Nokar:
Sahab mene Machar Maar dye hyn,
ye to unki Biwiya hn Jo Vidwa ho
k Ro rhi hein..!

Pappu Discovered America

MASK — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 13:08:23 +0000

TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the
map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now,
class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!

Let me kiss your lips

SMS Admin — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 23:10:35 +0000

Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday

A beautiful girl goes to Professor

SMS Admin — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 23:06:56 +0000

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study

Catch her by her waist

SMS Admin — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 23:00:40 +0000

Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
… nice drink…PEPSI

A girl Called me

SMS Admin — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 22:51:05 +0000

A girl called me the other day and said …
“Come on over, there’s nobody home. You will have fun”
I went over and “Nobody” was home ….

Girls Psychology

SMS Admin — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 18:55:40 +0000

Girls Psychology
Fraud with Innocent Boys
Fun with Handsome Boys
Friendship with Charming Boys
Contact with Intelligent Boys
Flirt with Freaky Boys
Love with Faithful Boys
&
In the end
Marriage with the Rich Boy
~ Moral of the story ~

Chandramukhi ho yaa Paaro, Sab Ek jaisi hain Yaroo!

Can i Have a pictures of yours

Umair — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 12:10:54 +0000

Can i Have a pictures of yours?
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actually, The thing is that i have started a new hobby.
collecting photography of “natural disaster” ;->