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There are three Chambers in My Heart,
One for God
One for my Mum
One for my Dad
What about you?
Sorry No place for you in my Heart..
Because Friends like you are my HEART BEAT

Heart can skip beat for a while.
Memories can be kept in a file
A Desert can replace the Nile
But nothing can stop a Smile
When your NAME comes on my Mobile

NOBODY wants you
NOBODY Loves you
NOBODY misses you
NOBODY needs you
NOBODY cares about you
NOBODY makes you happy,
Don’t Cry,
My Name is NOBODY Read it Now!

Heart is like Crystal,
Preserve it,
Love is like perfume,
Spread it
Feelings are like flood,
Flow it
FRIENDSHIP is like Umbrella,
Share it

Where ever,
When ever,
What ever,
Always Remember,
I am here for you for ever!

How Much Love In Your Heart….?
CHOOSE…
100 % ( Call Me)
50 % ( Sms Me )
25 % ( Only A Ring)
0 % NO Answer) Regards !!!!!

Vacancy Post-True Friend.
Eligibility,
Loving & caring
Duty,
To love
Experience,
Not required.
Salary,
Never Ending Love.
Joining,
Immediately.
Are you interested…

For me You are as…
Ches for Pizza…
Passport for Visa…
Butter for Bread…
Ice for Freezer…
Cream for cake…
Water for Lake…
Leaf for tree…
A FRIEND like you is forever for me!

To Understand a misunderstanding is a an understanding in friendship
BUT to have no misunderstanding is the most understood Friendship….

To Share what is difficult
To heal what is hurting
To think what is not possible
To understand without even talking…
Is the miracle called
“FRIENDSHIP”