(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
Loading ...It’s the thing that satisfies
your mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless your naughty mind.
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God Bless Your Naughty Mind
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...What Do You Call A Wife Who Is Sexy
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5) Loading ...What do you call a wife who is sexy,
beautiful, intelligent, understanding,
caring, never jealous and a great cook?
ANSWER : A rumor!
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It’s Sexual Harassment
(6 votes, average: 3.17 out of 5) Loading ...When a man talks dirty
to a woman, it’s sexual
Harassment.
When a woman talks
dirty to a man,
it’s $$$ per minute.
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Most Confusing Day
(6 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5) Loading ...What is the most Confusing
Day for Americans?
?
?
?
Answer:
.
.
Father’s Day.
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Kissing At The Top
(6 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5) Loading ...KISSING at the top,
HOLDING at the middle & FIRE at the bottom!
Do you know the ANSWER?
what?
huh.. don’t think dirty..
Its a..
“CIGARETTE!”
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Hold It Gently
(5 votes, average: 3.20 out of 5) Loading ...Hold It Gently
Put two Fingers
If they don’t
Fit
Force them In
If the Hole‘s Big enough
Put three
Move Up & Down
Slowly..
Ooh Yes..
Can U Fill It?
that’s How You Wash A Glass…
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What’s An Average
(6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive.
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Sms To His Boss
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
Two hours later sardar sms to boss:
“Me OK, your wife is very sweet”
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Now Don’t Ask Me
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...There are 4 ways to enjoy love
1. Hand in Hand.
2. That in hand.
3. Hand in that.
4. That in that.
Now don’t ask me what is that..
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App Mujay Pyary
(21 votes, average: 3.57 out of 5) Loading ...App Mujhay
Aik jaga
Se bohat
Pyare
Lagtay hain.?
Malooum hai kahan Se ?
DOOR SE….
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