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Loading ...Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.
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Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please
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Always KISS a SChool teacher
and she will say repeat it
5 TIMES DAILY!
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(25 votes, average: 4.32 out of 5) Loading ...A cute Nurse came for the interview..
Dr: What salary YOU expect?
Nurse: Rs.10,000.
Dr was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.
Nurse: With pleasure it’s 25,000.
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(28 votes, average: 3.68 out of 5) Loading ...Girl:It’s too tight
Boy: Don’t worry;
I’ll do it slowly,
Gal: Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal: It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!
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(15 votes, average: 4.07 out of 5) Loading ...Come here, take off your pants
and knickers, get on top of me,
enjoy until u get satisfied.
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loving yours…..toilet!
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(15 votes, average: 3.73 out of 5) Loading ...Law Of Reverse Dynamics:
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When A Man Becomes Rich
He Becomes Naughty &
When A Woman Becomes Naughty.
She Becomes Rich…
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(12 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ...Wives are incoming calls,
Lovers are outgoing calls,
Aunties are Toll-free calls,
Call girls are Roaming calls,
Neighbor girls are Missed Calls.
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(10 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5) Loading ...He took me from a bar
He took me in his car
He took my top off
He puts his lips on mine,
but don’t worry: I’m a
bottle of wine!
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(10 votes, average: 4.10 out of 5) Loading ...Jack & Jill went up the
hill to have a little fun.
But stupid Jill forgot the
pill and now they have
a son….
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(24 votes, average: 3.88 out of 5) Loading ...TEACHER: What is the Different
between Problem and Challenge????
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STUDENT:
3 Boys+ 1 Girl = Problem
1 Boy + 3 Girls = Challenge…
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(12 votes, average: 3.42 out of 5) Loading ...In chemistry class
teacher asked a girl: what are
Nitrates?
Girl answered shyly: night rates,
they are costlier than day.
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