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Never Kiss A Lady

MASK — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 17:45:28 +0000

Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.
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Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please
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Always KISS a SChool teacher
and she will say repeat it
5 TIMES DAILY!

A Cute Nurse Came…

MASK — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 16:01:22 +0000

A cute Nurse came for the interview..
Dr: What salary YOU expect?
Nurse: Rs.10,000.
Dr was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.
Nurse: With pleasure it’s 25,000.

It’s Too Tight…

MASK — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 15:58:47 +0000

Girl:It’s too tight
Boy: Don’t worry;
I’ll do it slowly,
Gal: Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal: It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

Come Here, Take Off Yours Pants…

MASK — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 15:55:57 +0000

Come here, take off your pants
and knickers, get on top of me,
enjoy until u get satisfied.
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loving yours…..toilet!

Law Of Reverse Dynamics

MASK — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 12:50:20 +0000

Law Of Reverse Dynamics:
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When A Man Becomes Rich
He Becomes Naughty &
When A Woman Becomes Naughty.
She Becomes Rich…

Wives Are Incoming Calls

MASK — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 12:38:42 +0000

Wives are incoming calls,
Lovers are outgoing calls,
Aunties are Toll-free calls,
Call girls are Roaming calls,
Neighbor girls are Missed Calls.

He Took Me From A Bar

MASK — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 12:26:44 +0000

He took me from a bar

He took me in his car

He took my top off

He puts his lips on mine,

but don’t worry: I’m a
bottle of wine!

But Stupid Jill Forgot The Pill

MASK — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 12:23:09 +0000

Jack & Jill went up the
hill to have a little fun.

But stupid Jill forgot the
pill and now they have
a son….

Problem And Challenge

MASK — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 18:02:05 +0000

TEACHER: What is the Different
between Problem and Challenge????
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STUDENT:
3 Boys+ 1 Girl = Problem
1 Boy + 3 Girls = Challenge…

What Are Nitrates?

MASK — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 16:00:47 +0000

In chemistry class
teacher asked a girl: what are
Nitrates?
Girl answered shyly: night rates,
they are costlier than day.