(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
Loading ...Teacher: ‘kisses’ ko sentence
mainn is tarah istamal karo
k word b na ae aur meaning ajae?
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Student: Aj subha subha begam
se bohat moun mari hoi…
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Kisses Ka Sentence Main Istamal
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...My 20 Year Wife
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...80 yr Man:My 20yr Wife is
Pregnant.Any advice?
Dr said pehle 1 story suno
1 Shikari ko shikar pe jane
ki jaldi thi,wo Gun ki jaga
ghalti se Chatri le gya,
usne jungle mai 1 Sher dekha,
jaldi se Chatri ka handle
khencha aor fire kia,
sher gira aur mar gaya
Old man:Namumkin Kisi aor
ne fire kia hoga.
Dr:EXACTLY
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Mureedni To Peer
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Mureedni:
peer Gi mujhy ilhaam sikhayain
Peer:
zra qareeb ao.
mureedni:
peer ji mujhay kiss to
nahin karain gay?
Peer:
daikha tuje ilhaam hona
shuru hogya hy..
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Mil Jaye Agar Tu
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...HAr KhuShi sE KhobSurAt TEri ShAM kAr doon,
ApNa BALAnCE or SiM TErE nAm kr don,
Mil jAyE AgAr 1bAr Tu MujhE,
ChuMiyAN Le Le k tera mou laal kerdun..
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Sardar’s Wife In Romantic Mood
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Sardar ki wife romantic mood
main pooray bed pr bazu phaila
kr lait k boli…
“kuch samjhe”?
Sardar: Haan, kameeni.
Tu purey bed pr akeli
sona chahti ha….
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Most Confusing Day
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...What is the most Confusing
Day for Americans?
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Answer:
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Father’s Day.
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Indian PM To Zardari
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...Indian PM to Zardari:
Mre pas Bipasha hy, Katrina hy,
Aishwarya hy, tmhare pas kia hy?
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Zardari: Mere pas Gulishtan-e-Jouhar
mai Flat hy, sabko le aao!
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Raat Kay 3 Bajay
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5) Loading ...Raat 3 Bajay Unknown number
se phone aya,
Hello! yahan SHAGUFTA MEHFOOZ
rehti hain?
AWAZ AAI..
SALAY Raat K 3 Bajay SHAGUFTA
Mere pas Hoti to Kiya MEHFOOZ rehti?
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Taste Acha Hona Chaye
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5) Loading ...“Imran Hashmi”
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“On Cosmetic Shop”
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“Aik Lipstick Daina”
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“Shop Keeper”
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“Kon Sa Colour”
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“Imran Hashmi”
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Yaar Colour ko Choro”
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Taste Acha
Hona Chahiye”
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Director To Heroein
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5) Loading ...Director to heroein:
Tmhe 4 Gundy pakren gy
phr hero bachany aye ga.
Heroein:hero kon?
Director:imran hashmi!
Heroine:To usse mjhe kon
tera baap bchaye ga?
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