(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
Loading ...A smile is like a Sim card
&
Life is like a cellphone
Whenever
You insert the
Sim card of a smile ,
A beautiful day is
Activated …
Good morning
&
Keep smiling
Posted under Good Morning SMS
Smile is like a Sim card
(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Wish You a CooL Morning
(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5) Loading ...In A Cool-Cool Morning
A Hot
Coffee
For
U
There Is No Cup & Coffee…
Your
Cell
Is
Cup
&
My
SMS
Is
COFFEE..
.
Wish U A COOL Morning.
Posted under Good Morning SMS
Manzil Ki Taraf
(12 votes, average: 3.42 out of 5) Loading ...Manzil ki taraf badte chalo.
Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno.
Peeche walo ko aage na aane
do aur jo aage hain unse aage
niklo. Tabhi ek achhe
TRUCK DRIVER banoge!
Posted under Hindi April Fool Jokes
Jab Mai Mar Jaun
(14 votes, average: 3.86 out of 5) Loading ...Santa: Jab mai mar jaun to
samne wali family ko zaroor bulana.
Banta: Kyun???
Santa: Yaar unke ghar ki ladies
murde se lipat lipat kar roti hain.
Posted under Hindi Adult SMS
Aik Aurat Doosri Se
(12 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5) Loading ...Aik AurAt doosri se:
JAb TumhAri TAlAAq hoi tou
TumhArA 1 BAchA thA,
Ab 3 hAin…! KAisey ?
Doosri shArmA k:
Woh kAbhi kAbhAr MAAfi
mAAngney AA jAtey hAin…!
Posted under Hindi Adult SMS
Never Kiss A Lady
(53 votes, average: 3.91 out of 5) Loading ...Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.
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Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please
.
.
.
Always KISS a SChool teacher
and she will say repeat it
5 TIMES DAILY!
Posted under Adult SMS Jokes
A Cute Nurse Came…
(25 votes, average: 4.32 out of 5) Loading ...A cute Nurse came for the interview..
Dr: What salary YOU expect?
Nurse: Rs.10,000.
Dr was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.
Nurse: With pleasure it’s 25,000.
Posted under Adult SMS Jokes
It’s Too Tight…
(28 votes, average: 3.68 out of 5) Loading ...Girl:It’s too tight
Boy: Don’t worry;
I’ll do it slowly,
Gal: Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal: It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
.
.
.
.
We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!
Posted under Adult SMS Jokes
Come Here, Take Off Yours Pants…
(15 votes, average: 4.07 out of 5) Loading ...Come here, take off your pants
and knickers, get on top of me,
enjoy until u get satisfied.
.
.
.
.
loving yours…..toilet!
Posted under Adult SMS Jokes
Law Of Reverse Dynamics
(15 votes, average: 3.73 out of 5) Loading ...Law Of Reverse Dynamics:
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.
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When A Man Becomes Rich
He Becomes Naughty &
When A Woman Becomes Naughty.
She Becomes Rich…
Posted under Adult SMS Jokes