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Loading ...Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.
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Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please
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Always KISS a SChool teacher
and she will say repeat it
5 TIMES DAILY!
Posted under Adult SMS Jokes
(13 votes, average: 4.38 out of 5) Loading ...A cute Nurse came for the interview..
Dr: What salary YOU expect?
Nurse: Rs.10,000.
Dr was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.
Nurse: With pleasure it’s 25,000.
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(16 votes, average: 3.81 out of 5) Loading ...Girl:It’s too tight
Boy: Don’t worry;
I’ll do it slowly,
Gal: Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal: It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!
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(9 votes, average: 4.56 out of 5) Loading ...Come here, take off your pants
and knickers, get on top of me,
enjoy until u get satisfied.
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loving yours…..toilet!
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(8 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...Law Of Reverse Dynamics:
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When A Man Becomes Rich
He Becomes Naughty &
When A Woman Becomes Naughty.
She Becomes Rich…
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(9 votes, average: 3.44 out of 5) Loading ...Wives are incoming calls,
Lovers are outgoing calls,
Aunties are Toll-free calls,
Call girls are Roaming calls,
Neighbor girls are Missed Calls.
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(6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...He took me from a bar
He took me in his car
He took my top off
He puts his lips on mine,
but don’t worry: I’m a
bottle of wine!
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(8 votes, average: 3.88 out of 5) Loading ...Jack & Jill went up the
hill to have a little fun.
But stupid Jill forgot the
pill and now they have
a son….
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(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5) Loading ...Tamam bewaqufon
ko ittala di jati hai…
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Aap to aise parh rahe hen
jaise ye ittala aap k liye ho
Posted under Hindi April Fool Jokes
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...In hasino se Rasme Wafa
or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka
Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai
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