Sufi Pe Atmad

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MAHA ko dieting ka shoq hua,
mom Le i sufi,sufi pe atmad jo
tha,suba hui to na sufi tha
na maha..
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3 sal bad maha mili,
7 habib or sultan b thy.
or kro sufi pe atmad…

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What Are Nitrates?

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In chemistry class
teacher asked a girl: what are
Nitrates?
Girl answered shyly: night rates,
they are costlier than day.

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God Bless Your Naughty Mind

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It’s the thing that satisfies

your mind, body & soul!

Do it on bed, on a sofa,

in the car or anywhere!

It’s called Prayer!

God bless your naughty mind.

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Class One ki New Bachi

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Class one me aik new bachi
admit hui to sb bachon ne
usay phuphi phuphi kehna
shru krdia..
Bachi ne madam ko bula liya
Madam: jin bachon ne is ko
phuphi kaha wo kharay hojaye..
sb bache kharay hogay siwaay
chotay bachay k..
Madam: kia tm ne is ko phuphi
nahi kaha?
Bacha:nahi, q k me sb bacho
ka phupha hoon.

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What Do You Call A Wife Who Is Sexy

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What do you call a wife who is sexy,

beautiful, intelligent, understanding,

caring, never jealous and a great cook?

ANSWER : A rumor!

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It’s Sexual Harassment

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When a man talks dirty
to a woman, it’s sexual
Harassment.
When a woman talks
dirty to a man,
it’s $$$ per minute.

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Ek Programme Main

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Nargis se ek program main
kisi ne sawal poocha:
Aap subah uth k sab se
pehle kya kaam karti hain??
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Nargis:
Apnay ghar jati hoon..!

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Pyar Kya Hota Hai ?

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Girl to Teacher: Ye Pyar kya
Hota Hai?
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Teacher: Jab Tum Barri ho
kar Achi Bachi Banogi to
Tumhai 1 pyar karne wala mile ga.
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Girl: Agar Achi na Bani to?
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Teacher: To Bohat Saray Milenge.

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Jeans Pehn Loon?

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1960″s girl
Ami ma jeans pehn lon?
Ami
Nahi beshrm log kia kahen gey
2010″s girls
Can i wear jeans?
Mom
Pehn le meri bachi ALLAH ka
wasta kuch to pehn le..

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Aaj Kal Harpal

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Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay,
har vaqt, maheno, salo saal
se ek DIL tumhare liye
dhadakta tha aur dhadakta
rahega aur wo DIL
hai your’s own DEAR.

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