(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
Loading ...MAHA ko dieting ka shoq hua,
mom Le i sufi,sufi pe atmad jo
tha,suba hui to na sufi tha
na maha..
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3 sal bad maha mili,
7 habib or sultan b thy.
or kro sufi pe atmad…
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(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...In chemistry class
teacher asked a girl: what are
Nitrates?
Girl answered shyly: night rates,
they are costlier than day.
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(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...It’s the thing that satisfies
your mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless your naughty mind.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Class one me aik new bachi
admit hui to sb bachon ne
usay phuphi phuphi kehna
shru krdia..
Bachi ne madam ko bula liya
Madam: jin bachon ne is ko
phuphi kaha wo kharay hojaye..
sb bache kharay hogay siwaay
chotay bachay k..
Madam: kia tm ne is ko phuphi
nahi kaha?
Bacha:nahi, q k me sb bacho
ka phupha hoon.
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(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...What do you call a wife who is sexy,
beautiful, intelligent, understanding,
caring, never jealous and a great cook?
ANSWER : A rumor!
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...When a man talks dirty
to a woman, it’s sexual
Harassment.
When a woman talks
dirty to a man,
it’s $$$ per minute.
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(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5) Loading ...Nargis se ek program main
kisi ne sawal poocha:
Aap subah uth k sab se
pehle kya kaam karti hain??
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Nargis:
Apnay ghar jati hoon..!
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(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5) Loading ...Girl to Teacher: Ye Pyar kya
Hota Hai?
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Teacher: Jab Tum Barri ho
kar Achi Bachi Banogi to
Tumhai 1 pyar karne wala mile ga.
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Girl: Agar Achi na Bani to?
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Teacher: To Bohat Saray Milenge.
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(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5) Loading ...1960″s girl
Ami ma jeans pehn lon?
Ami
Nahi beshrm log kia kahen gey
2010″s girls
Can i wear jeans?
Mom
Pehn le meri bachi ALLAH ka
wasta kuch to pehn le..
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay,
har vaqt, maheno, salo saal
se ek DIL tumhare liye
dhadakta tha aur dhadakta
rahega aur wo DIL
hai your’s own DEAR.
Posted under Hindi April Fool Jokes