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Loading ...He took me from a bar
He took me in his car
He took my top off
He puts his lips on mine,
but don’t worry: I’m a
bottle of wine!
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He Took Me From A Bar
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...But Stupid Jill Forgot The Pill
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Jack & Jill went up the
hill to have a little fun.
But stupid Jill forgot the
pill and now they have
a son….
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Chabi Wala Teeka
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...Aurat Doctor se: Mujhe chabi
wala teeka laga dain
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Doctor: Ap k kitnay bachay hain
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Aurat: MASHALLAH mere 11
bachay hain.
Doctor: Phir to Taala he lagwa lain..
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Aadmi Aur Aurat
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Q: What is Differance between
Aadami & Aurat?
A: Aurat ek hi Aadami se Bahut
sari Ummeed karti hai.
Aur Aadami Bahut Saari Aurato
se ek he Ummeed karta hai..
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Positive Thinking Poem
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...Little bird in the sky,
Dropping potty in the eye,
u don’t worry,
u don’t cry,
u just thank god,
That Cow’s don’t fly.
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Agar Koi Larka Girls Section
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...PRINCIPAL:
Agar koi larrka girlz section
gaya to 1st time Rs.100 fine
hoga or 2nd time 200 and
3rd time 500 hoga.
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STUDENT:Sir Monthly pakage
kya hai……
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Tera Bhai Ka Nam
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Jangle men shair ki bivi
k sath kisi ne rape kia..
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Shair ne sab jungle walo
ko muqadmy k lie bulaya..
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Sab se peechy 1 chooha
b araha tha
Donkey ne poocha tum
kidr ja rhy ho?
.
Choohay ne moncho pa
hath pher kr kaha..
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Tera bhai ka nam bhi aya hai..
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Problem And Challenge
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...TEACHER: What is the Different
between Problem and Challenge????
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STUDENT:
3 Boys+ 1 Girl = Problem
1 Boy + 3 Girls = Challenge…
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Gaps Between Fingers
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Do U know Y There is gaps
between fingers?
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No?
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Because!
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Someone will come in your life,
will Hold your hand
& slowly say
.
“Le pakar GOLD LEAF ka Sutta laga…!”
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Load Shedding Ki Musibat
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5) Loading ...Load shedding ki musibat.
Ek admi raat ko apne ghar gaya.
darwaza knock kia.
Bivi:kon?
Admi:Guddu da abbu!
Bivi:Haaye main marr jaawan,
phir andar kon hai?
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