(20 votes, average: 3.45 out of 5)
Loading ...Shetan ki 3 nishanian
1=SMS milte hi parhta hey.
2=parhte hue hansta hey.
3=neeche mat jana
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Jis kaam se roko wo zarur karta hey..
Posted under Funny SMS
Shetan ki 3 Nishanian
(20 votes, average: 3.45 out of 5) Loading ...If someone calls u crazy
(53 votes, average: 3.79 out of 5) Loading ...If sumone calls u crazy, dont mind,
If sumone calls u duffer, relax,
Ff sumone calls u stupid be cool,
But if sumone calls u “cute”
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Aik Zordar Thappar lagana us ko,
Mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai. 
Posted under Friendship SMS, Funny Jokes, Funny SMS
Main Jis Larki Ko Chahta Hun
(35 votes, average: 3.37 out of 5) Loading ...1st Friend: Yar Me Jis Larki Ko Chahta Hun,
Usne Mujhse Shadi Nhi Ki
2nd Friend: Tumne Usy Bataya K Mera Chacha Karorpati Hai
1st: Bataya Tha
2nd: Phir
1st: Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai.
Posted under Funny Jokes, Funny SMS
Wife is Kidny
(42 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5) Loading ...Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
Posted under Wife Husband SMS
Husband 2 Wife
(40 votes, average: 3.68 out of 5) Loading ...Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??
Wife remains silent ……
Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
Wife : Abbe gin ne to De….
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Husband Wife Main Larai Ho Gayi
(25 votes, average: 4.04 out of 5) Loading ...Husband Wife Main Larai Ho Gayi
Husband Ghar Se Chala Gya
Raat Ko Phone Pr Biwi Se Poocha : Khaane Main Kia Hai ?
Wife : ZEHER
Husband : Oki Tum Kha K So Jana Main Deer Se Aaonga ;->
Posted under Wife Husband SMS
Wife Driving a Car
(23 votes, average: 4.13 out of 5) Loading ...Once a husband and wife
were preparing to go office
and the wife thought
she would drive today for the office.
Wife : Chalo na car me kahin ghumne
chalte hai, aur car me drive karungi!
Huband : “Agar tum car drive karogi to
jayenge car mein, aayenge akhbaar mein”!!
Posted under Wife Husband SMS
Wife ko Ghalat Fahmi
(38 votes, average: 3.97 out of 5) Loading ...Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend
mein galian kion de rahey thai?
Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai..
Wife: kesi ghalat fehmi?
Husband: Yehi k mein neeend mein tha..
Posted under Wife Husband SMS
Wife go to Doctor
(35 votes, average: 4.29 out of 5) Loading ...Wife: Suno g doctor ne mujhe aik
maheenay k araam k liye beautiful
foreign country janay ko kaha hai.
Hum kahan jayen gay?
Husband: doosray doctor k passs..
Posted under Wife Husband SMS
Best Feeling
(28 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...Best…Gift
‘ZINDAGI’
Best…Ahsaas
‘KHUSHI’
Best…Feeling
‘PYAAR’
Best…Relation
‘DOSTI’
Best…Person
‘HUM’
Best…Friend
….’TUM’..
Posted under Cool/Decent SMS, Friendship SMS