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Once a husband and wife
were preparing to go office
and the wife thought
she would drive today for the office.
Wife : Chalo na car me kahin ghumne
chalte hai, aur car me drive karungi!
Huband : “Agar tum car drive karogi to
jayenge car mein, aayenge akhbaar mein”!!

Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend
mein galian kion de rahey thai?
Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai..
Wife: kesi ghalat fehmi?
Husband: Yehi k mein neeend mein tha..

Wife: Suno g doctor ne mujhe aik
maheenay k araam k liye beautiful
foreign country janay ko kaha hai.
Hum kahan jayen gay?
Husband: doosray doctor k passs..

Best…Gift
‘ZINDAGI’
Best…Ahsaas
‘KHUSHI’
Best…Feeling
‘PYAAR’
Best…Relation
‘DOSTI’
Best…Person
‘HUM’
Best…Friend
….’TUM’..

7 wonders of the world are:

Bole to
1 apun,
2 apun ka smile,
3 apun ka estayle
4 apun ka face,
5 apun ka nature,
6 apun ka msgs,
7 bole to TUM apun ka friend.

DOSTI mosam nahi keh
apni muddat pori karay orr
rukhsat ho jay,

DOSTI sawan nahi keh
toot kar barsay or
tham jae,

DOSTI aag nahi keh
sulgy bharkey or
bujh jae,

DOSTI aftab nahi keh
chamkey or
doob jae,

DOSTI phool nahi keh
khiley or
phir murjha jae,

DOSTI to saans hai jo chaley to sab kuch
toot jae to kuch bhi nahi.

Hey how are you?
Put your right hand on your left shoulder
&
Your left hand on your right shoulder
&
Smile
Yeh hai meri taraf se aik “jaadu ki japhi”

Ache dost “haath” aur “ankh” ki tarha hote hain,
Jab “hath” ko takleef hoti hai to “Ankh” roti hai,
Aur jub “ANKH” roti hai to “Hath” ansu pochtay hain.

Zindagi me her dum hastey raho,
Hasna zindagi ki zarorut hai,
Zindagi ko is andaz mei jiyo k,
Aap ko dekh ker log kahen “wo dekho”
zindagi kitni khubsoorut hai.

Hansi ko inbox,
Ansu ko outbox,
Ghussay ko hold,
Muskan ko sent,
Help ko OK karo,
Dil ko karo vibrat,
phir dekho zindagi ki ringtone
kitni pyari mehsos ho gi.