If You Don’t Mind

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If u don’t mind

If u don’t feel bad

If don’t hesitate

Please……

give me a

K

ki

kis

kiss

kiss……

kissan jam bottle
just RS.22.50 only. soon……

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When Things Go Wrong

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When things go wrong

When sadness fills your heart

When tears flow in your eyes

Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.

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Sweet Us Your Smile

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So Sweet is your SMILE???
so Sweet is your STYLE???
so Sweet is your VOICE???
so Sweet is your EYE?????
see …….how Sweetly I LIE.

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You Are Attractive

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A – you are Attractive
B – you are the Best
C – you are Cute
D – you are Dear to Me
E – you are Excellent
F – you are Funny
G – you are Good-Looking
H – hehehe
I – I’m
J – JOKING

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Who Is Charming

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You are the one who is CHARMING
You are the one who is INTELLIGENT
You are the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading
these RUMOURS.

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You Are Equal To

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You are equal to sixty
james bond!
.
.
.
How??
.
.
.
007 * 60 = 420

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One Of The Most

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You are one of the most
CUTE persons in the world!!
.
.
.
.
.
.
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

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You Can Not Touch

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Fact1: You can not touch your
lower lip with your tounge…
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.
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Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it..

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Someone Misses You

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SomeOne..
MiSSES you..
NeeDS you..
Worries About you
Lonely Without you
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO …

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Very Important To Me

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I want you to know that you are
very important to me,
It’s impossible for me to live without
You even for a second!
You are my life & I can feel U
everywhere….
DON’T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT
OXYGEN…

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