(31 votes, average: 4.65 out of 5)
Loading ...In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
Sardarji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
Sardarji replied: U naughty pehle tum dikhao.
Posted under Sardar SMS Jokes
Lady wanted 2 go 2 toilet
(31 votes, average: 4.65 out of 5) Loading ...Sardar on phone
(35 votes, average: 3.97 out of 5) Loading ...Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking !!!
Posted under Sardar SMS Jokes
A girl Called me
(23 votes, average: 4.30 out of 5) Loading ...A girl called me the other day and said …
“Come on over, there’s nobody home. You will have fun”
I went over and “Nobody” was home ….
Posted under Funny SMS
Last night I went 2 bed without u
(9 votes, average: 3.56 out of 5) Loading ...Last night i went 2 bed without u..
cold, naked, thinking of u,
missing ur warmth,
ur soft touch against my skin.
Where were u “last night”
Posted under Adult SMS Jokes
Come here, take off your pants
(13 votes, average: 4.23 out of 5) Loading ...Come here, take off your pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied!!
Yours Loving,
Toilet!
Posted under Adult SMS Jokes
Always start your day with a lot of SEX
(20 votes, average: 4.15 out of 5) Loading ...Always start your day with a lot of… S E X
S – SMILE
E – ENERGY
X – XCITEMENT
so make S E X a daily habit, and you will always be SUCC SEX FUL! in LIFE.
Posted under Adult SMS Jokes
In a both room boy touches a girl
(13 votes, average: 4.23 out of 5) Loading ...In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that lucky boy?
Stupid It’s Lifebuoy Soap!
Dirty people always think dirty. 
Posted under Adult SMS Jokes
I want to suck you
(9 votes, average: 4.44 out of 5) Loading ...I want to suck you … lick you … wanna move my tongue all over you … wanna feel you in my mouth …
Yep,
That’s how I eat an ice cream!
Posted under Adult SMS Jokes
Happy Happy Father’s Day
(25 votes, average: 4.28 out of 5) Loading ...Happy Happy Father’s Day
Here’s A Little Song To Say
“Happy, Happy Father’s Day”
No One’s Father Is So Sweet.
Your Kind Ways Just Can’t Be Beat.
Happy Happy Father’s Day;
I Love You In A Big Way!!
Posted under Father’s Day SMS
Daddy, I Love You
(19 votes, average: 4.79 out of 5) Loading ...Daddy, I Love You
For All That You Do.
I’ll Kiss You And Hug You
‘Cause You Love Me, Too.
You Feed Me And Need Me
To Teach You To Play,
So Smile ‘Cause I Love You
On This Father’s Day.
Posted under Father’s Day SMS