(45 votes, average: 4.53 out of 5)
Loading ...Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”
Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”
Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.
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Can kids of our age have kids?
(45 votes, average: 4.53 out of 5) Loading ...A beautiful girl goes to Professor
(22 votes, average: 3.82 out of 5) Loading ...A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study
Posted under Funny SMS
Nurse, Sardar and blood test
(46 votes, average: 4.22 out of 5) Loading ...NURSE kept SARDAR’S FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST
Posted under Sardar SMS Jokes
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS
(40 votes, average: 4.10 out of 5) Loading ...Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, can’t do work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
Posted under Sardar SMS Jokes
He came at night
(13 votes, average: 4.08 out of 5) Loading ...He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me, he bit,
sucked, swallowed,
when he was satisfied,
he left, i was hurt,
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BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!
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Love kaisay hota hai?
(18 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...Teacher: LOVE kese hota hai?
Student: Miss ge…”L” ko pakar ke,
“O” ko daba ke,
“V” mein dalo,
jab “E” kee awaz aaye to samjho k “LOVE” ho geya…
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2 men went 2 a callgirl
(17 votes, average: 4.59 out of 5) Loading ...2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
“Na my wife is better.”
2nd went in and came out n said
“U R right ur wife is much better.”
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Catch her by her waist
(22 votes, average: 4.45 out of 5) Loading ...Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
… nice drink…PEPSI
Posted under Funny SMS
Difference between stress, tension and panic
(14 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...3 FEELINGS
what is the difference between stress, tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
Panic is when both r pregnant ..
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Cheating kion?
(13 votes, average: 4.92 out of 5) Loading ...Fair & lovely ke ad ma face dikhaya
Ponds ke ad ma hath dikhaya
Pentene ke ad ma baal dikhaye
Phir always ke ad ma cheating kyun?
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