I

Looked

For

You

Up

Down

Left

Right

Here

There

Everywhere

Just

To

spray

MORTEIN…. ;->

Doctor: You are in good health. You’ ll live to be eighty.
Patient: But,
Doctor,
I am 80 right now.
Doctor: See,
What did I tell you!!!

This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat.
keep cat a cat idiot cat busy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat!
NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYING CAT!

Boss & Secretary went to a hotel.
On the bed Boss asked,
Do you want me to treat you as a secretary or as a wife?”
She said, “as a wife”
Boss: “OK then, Good night;-)

A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were watching T.v,
Suddenly there’s a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete silence…
Daughter turned to look at her father.
Daughter: Its Mummy!
Father: how do you Know?
Daughter: she didn’t say anything . . . . ;->

I am not scared of

Proposing a girl,

But I am scared about:

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What would happen If She

agrees!

The devils challenged the angels To a game of cricket.
We have got all the cricketers,
Said the angels..
Devils : no problem we have got all the umpires! ;->

Do you know the full form of COLLEGE
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally……
Thats why boys go to college

Consequences in America…

A girl rushed over to her husband..
Darling,
My children and your children are beating our children..!!’

Every man needs a,
Beautiful wife,
Intelligent wife,
Loving wife,
Adjusting wife,
Ana cooperative wife,
But it’s sad that law allows only one wife….