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7 wonders of the world are:

Bole to
1 apun,
2 apun ka smile,
3 apun ka estayle
4 apun ka face,
5 apun ka nature,
6 apun ka msgs,
7 bole to TUM apun ka friend.

DOSTI mosam nahi keh
apni muddat pori karay orr
rukhsat ho jay,

DOSTI sawan nahi keh
toot kar barsay or
tham jae,

DOSTI aag nahi keh
sulgy bharkey or
bujh jae,

DOSTI aftab nahi keh
chamkey or
doob jae,

DOSTI phool nahi keh
khiley or
phir murjha jae,

DOSTI to saans hai jo chaley to sab kuch
toot jae to kuch bhi nahi.

Hey how are you?
Put your right hand on your left shoulder
&
Your left hand on your right shoulder
&
Smile
Yeh hai meri taraf se aik “jaadu ki japhi”

Ache dost “haath” aur “ankh” ki tarha hote hain,
Jab “hath” ko takleef hoti hai to “Ankh” roti hai,
Aur jub “ANKH” roti hai to “Hath” ansu pochtay hain.

Zindagi me her dum hastey raho,
Hasna zindagi ki zarorut hai,
Zindagi ko is andaz mei jiyo k,
Aap ko dekh ker log kahen “wo dekho”
zindagi kitni khubsoorut hai.

Hansi ko inbox,
Ansu ko outbox,
Ghussay ko hold,
Muskan ko sent,
Help ko OK karo,
Dil ko karo vibrat,
phir dekho zindagi ki ringtone
kitni pyari mehsos ho gi.

Girls Attitude

If u treat her nice she says “yaar mujhe line de raha hai”
If u dont she says “kitna akarta hai”
If u dress nicely she says”mujhay impress karna chata hai”
If u dont she says “tasteless hai yaar”
If u argue with her she says”ziddi hai”
If u sit quietly she says “dumb hai”
If u act smarter “she’ll lose”

Teacher: Gudu Tum Baray ho ya Tumharay papa??

Gudu: Main

Teacher: Keysay?

Gudu: Main nay Mummi k paas sona chor dia hay
Magar Papa abhi bhi Mummi k sath sotay hain

In cricket match 1 girl made pakistani flag on her chééks.
A boy kissed her cheeks and said ”
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I LOVE PAKISTAN “

Girls Psychology
Fraud with Innocent Boys
Fun with Handsome Boys
Friendship with Charming Boys
Contact with Intelligent Boys
Flirt with Freaky Boys
Love with Faithful Boys
&
In the end
Marriage with the Rich Boy
~ Moral of the story ~

Chandramukhi ho yaa Paaro, Sab Ek jaisi hain Yaroo!