(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)
Loading ...It’s the thing that satisfies
your mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless your naughty mind.
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God Bless Your Naughty Mind
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5) Loading ...Class One ki New Bachi
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Class one me aik new bachi
admit hui to sb bachon ne
usay phuphi phuphi kehna
shru krdia..
Bachi ne madam ko bula liya
Madam: jin bachon ne is ko
phuphi kaha wo kharay hojaye..
sb bache kharay hogay siwaay
chotay bachay k..
Madam: kia tm ne is ko phuphi
nahi kaha?
Bacha:nahi, q k me sb bacho
ka phupha hoon.
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What Do You Call A Wife Who Is Sexy
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5) Loading ...What do you call a wife who is sexy,
beautiful, intelligent, understanding,
caring, never jealous and a great cook?
ANSWER : A rumor!
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It’s Sexual Harassment
(6 votes, average: 3.17 out of 5) Loading ...When a man talks dirty
to a woman, it’s sexual
Harassment.
When a woman talks
dirty to a man,
it’s $$$ per minute.
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Ek Programme Main
(4 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5) Loading ...Nargis se ek program main
kisi ne sawal poocha:
Aap subah uth k sab se
pehle kya kaam karti hain??
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.
.
.
Nargis:
Apnay ghar jati hoon..!
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Pyar Kya Hota Hai ?
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5) Loading ...Girl to Teacher: Ye Pyar kya
Hota Hai?
.
Teacher: Jab Tum Barri ho
kar Achi Bachi Banogi to
Tumhai 1 pyar karne wala mile ga.
.
Girl: Agar Achi na Bani to?
.
Teacher: To Bohat Saray Milenge.
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Jeans Pehn Loon?
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...1960″s girl
Ami ma jeans pehn lon?
Ami
Nahi beshrm log kia kahen gey
2010″s girls
Can i wear jeans?
Mom
Pehn le meri bachi ALLAH ka
wasta kuch to pehn le..
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Aaj Kal Harpal
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5) Loading ...Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay,
har vaqt, maheno, salo saal
se ek DIL tumhare liye
dhadakta tha aur dhadakta
rahega aur wo DIL
hai your’s own DEAR.
Posted under Hindi April Fool Jokes
Aisa Dostana Hamara
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...Aisa hai dostana hamara,
main khisti tu kinara ,
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main matar tu paneer ,
main barish tu badal ,
main rajma tu chawal,
main hot tu cool ,
mai April tu fool.
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Hari Mirchi Hai
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...Honton se jo cho liya,
Ehsaas Ab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hain,
Aur sanson main Aag
ab tak hai
Aur kyon na ho…
Khai Bhi to “HARI Mirchi” hai 
Posted under Hindi April Fool Jokes