Mobile Putha Kr K Wekho

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Osama sent a code msg to Bush.

370H SSV 0773H

BUSH, FBI,CIA can’t decipher it &they ask pakistan’s ISI 4 help.

ISI:
Mobile putha kr k wekho.

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Shut Up

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Kissing At The Top

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KISSING at the top,
HOLDING at the middle & FIRE at the bottom!

Do you know the ANSWER?

what?

huh.. don’t think dirty..

Its a..

“CIGARETTE!”

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Hold It Gently

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Hold It Gently

Put two Fingers

If they don’t

Fit

Force them In

If the Hole‘s Big enough

Put three

Move Up & Down

Slowly..

Ooh Yes..

Can U Fill It?

that’s How You Wash A Glass…

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Ek Ganda Message

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Ek Ganda Message Sunao..?
Aik Larka Hota Hai..
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Woh Keechar Main Gir Jata Hai..
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GANDAAAAAAAAAA. .

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Sardar Love With Nurse

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One Sardar love with a nurse.
HE writes love letter.
He writes,”I Love you Sister”.

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Pappu And Daddy

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PAPPU : Daddy, have you
ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do
you ask that?
PAPPU: Well, where did
you get THIS mummy then?

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Besharam Muskura K Kehta

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Usay Kaha Tha K
“Tumhaari Shalwar Phati Hui Hai” Faraz….
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Lekin Woh Besharam Muskura K Kehta Hai…
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“Holay Holay Se Hawa Lagti Hai.”

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Malik Aur Machar

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Maalik:
Abi tk tujh se machar nhi maray?
Mere kano me gunguna rahy han.

Nokar:
Sahab mene Machar Maar dye hyn,
ye to unki Biwiya hn Jo Vidwa ho
k Ro rhi hein..!

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Nokrani And Medam

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Nokrani:
Medam aap udas q hai?
Medam:
Tumhare Sahab office ki kissi
Larki se pyaar karte hain..
Nokrani:
Nahiiiiiiiii
Sahab mujhe dhoka nahi de sakte.

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