(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)
Loading ...Osama sent a code msg to Bush.
370H SSV 0773H
BUSH, FBI,CIA can’t decipher it &they ask pakistan’s ISI 4 help.
ISI:
Mobile putha kr k wekho.
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Mobile Putha Kr K Wekho
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5) Loading ...Kissing At The Top
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...KISSING at the top,
HOLDING at the middle & FIRE at the bottom!
Do you know the ANSWER?
what?
huh.. don’t think dirty..
Its a..
“CIGARETTE!”
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Hold It Gently
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Hold It Gently
Put two Fingers
If they don’t
Fit
Force them In
If the Hole‘s Big enough
Put three
Move Up & Down
Slowly..
Ooh Yes..
Can U Fill It?
that’s How You Wash A Glass…
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Ek Ganda Message
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...Ek Ganda Message Sunao..?
Aik Larka Hota Hai..
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Woh Keechar Main Gir Jata Hai..
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GANDAAAAAAAAAA. .
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Sardar Love With Nurse
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ...One Sardar love with a nurse.
HE writes love letter.
He writes,”I Love you Sister”.
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Pappu And Daddy
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...PAPPU : Daddy, have you
ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do
you ask that?
PAPPU: Well, where did
you get THIS mummy then?
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Besharam Muskura K Kehta
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...Usay Kaha Tha K
“Tumhaari Shalwar Phati Hui Hai” Faraz….
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Lekin Woh Besharam Muskura K Kehta Hai…
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“Holay Holay Se Hawa Lagti Hai.”
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Malik Aur Machar
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...Maalik:
Abi tk tujh se machar nhi maray?
Mere kano me gunguna rahy han.
Nokar:
Sahab mene Machar Maar dye hyn,
ye to unki Biwiya hn Jo Vidwa ho
k Ro rhi hein..!
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Nokrani And Medam
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...Nokrani:
Medam aap udas q hai?
Medam:
Tumhare Sahab office ki kissi
Larki se pyaar karte hain..
Nokrani:
Nahiiiiiiiii
Sahab mujhe dhoka nahi de sakte.
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