Hindi Adult SMS and Text Messages

In A Bath Room

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In a bath room, a boy touches
a girl every where You Know
who was that boy? Stupid It’s
Life boy Soap. Dirty people always
think dirty.

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A Beautiful Girl

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A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
.
.
.
.
.
.
Books And Study .

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Mai Samjhi Taxi

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Raat ko 1 larki na car ko rukne ka ishara kia,
Car kareeb aa ke ruki to larki boli”oh i’m sorry!
mai samjhi taxi hai”
Car wala bola, ” mein b yahi samjha tah”

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Please Karo Na

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Ek bar karo na please
Kisi ko pata nahi chalega
Please karo naaa
Muje acha lage ga
Ek bar hamari dosti ki khatir
Kar do na please
Ek pyara sa SMS..

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Sarah Ka Boyfriend

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Sarah ka Boyfriend usay milne aaya
Tu Sarah k chote bhai ne door
Khola aur masumyat se bola
Aap roz roz Baji se milne aa jatey hein
Kya aapki Apni Behen Nahi ha?

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Bring Her Home

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Catch her by her waist
Bring her home..
Keep your hand on her neck
Put your lips on her lips
& have a
nice drink….PEPSI !

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Story Of Kisses

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Story of Kisses:

When u kiss an American girl
she said “Kiss me hard”

Indian girl “Kiss me soft”

Pakistani girl “jaldi karo Ammi a jayengi.

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Light Off Honay Per

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Light off honay per:
UK:Oh no…
USA:What is dis.
GERMANY:shazay(shit)
EUROPE:shit man
INDIA:bati chali gye
PAKISTAN:fir pehn nas gye wapda di…….

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