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Loading ...Teacher: What’s the benefit of eating spinach?
Student: Eat spinach & you ‘ll grow up big & strong like POPYE
But
You ‘ll also end up With a girlfriend who looks like OLIVE ;->
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(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5) Loading ...Teacher : because of Quaid-E-Azam hard work,
What do we get on 14th August…?
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Students : A Holiday.. ;->
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(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5) Loading ...I Love you
I want you
I like you
I miss you
I talk you
All these sentences r the examples of “PRESENT INDEFINITE”
Tomorrow we will study “PRESENT CONTINUOUS” ;->
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(14 votes, average: 3.93 out of 5) Loading ...G – Ghost
I – In
R – Real
L – Life
So Avoid Girls
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Forward their numbers to me…
Don’t worry about my life. . .
I am a professional. . .
GHOST RIDER… ;->
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(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5) Loading ...I always give 100%
Attendance in college:
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Monday: 11%
Tuesday: 26%
Wednesday: 49%
Thursday: 10%
Friday: 4%
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(9 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5) Loading ...A Touching Story… ! ! !
1 day the mosquito got excited & gave a love bite to the dog
The dog became emotional & returned the love bite to the mosquito. . .
The next day. . .
Mosquito died of Rabies & Dog died of Malaria. . . .
What a Touching Story. . . ;->
hahahahahahaha
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(9 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...True love is like an pillow,
You can hug when you
are in trouble, you can cry
when you are in pain & you
can embrace when you are happy.
So when you need true love
spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.
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(8 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...If you really want to know the meaning of life . . . ???
Then . . .
Then . . . .
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Look in the Dictionary . . . ;->
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(8 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ...A vegetarian eating a chicken piece for the first time in his life
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BIRD FLU
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(8 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...70 year old man asked his wife.
Do you feel sad when you see me running behind young girls?
Wife: No not at all,
Even dogs chase cars but they can’t drive it.
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