Funny SMS

Five benefit of kiss
1.Changes taste
2.Burn calories
3.Lips never got dried
4.Makes face muscles strong
5.RELIEVES STRESS
So keep kissing

Commerce professor asks the student:
What is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: “Father in law”.

GALILO:
Great mind
EINSTEIN:
Genious mind
NEWTON:
Extraordinary mind
BILL GATES:
Brilliant mind
Me:
Master mind
You:
Oh!
Never mind

Heaven is when you have German car,
American salary,
Chinese food & Indian wife
Hell is when car is Chinese,
Food is German,
Wife is American and salary Indian

A student was asked to write a signboard.
For the traffic rules near the college campus
He wrote:
Drive Carefully!
Don’t kill the Students,
Wait for the Teachers” ;->

1 day I read Smoking is Bad,
I Stop Smoking!
1 day I read Drinking is Bad,
I Stop Drinking!
1 day I read Kissing is Bad,
I Stopped Reading.

Next generation child will sing in school
Twinkle twinkle little star,
I just went to royal bar,
Whiskey rates are up so high,
So i drink a beer with chicken fry.

Boy to girl: Hey if i climb this coconut tree,
I can see engineering college babes.
Girl: Leave both hands from there,
You can see medical college babes:)

Teacher: What’s the benefit of eating spinach?
Student:  Eat spinach & you ‘ll grow up big & strong like POPYE
But
You ‘ll also end up With a girlfriend who looks like OLIVE ;->

Teacher : because of Quaid-E-Azam hard work,
What do we get on 14th August…?
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Students : A Holiday.. ;->