Funny SMS

EXAMS are like GIRLFRIENDS:
1. Too many questions.
2. Difficult to understand.
3. Too much explanation is needed.
4. Result is always Fail

Lady drinking coke,
Machhar falls in.
Lady takes it out,
Machhar says “MAA”!
Lady asks why did you call me “MAA”?
Machhar says,
Main teri coke se nikla hoon, MAA!

What do I do when I see someone extremely Gorgeous,
Attractive,
Terrific,
Cute,
Fabulous…. I Stare,
I smile,
And,
When I get tired…..
I put down the mirror !

I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant,
To have Candle Light Dinner,
And say those three sweet words to you….
Pay The Bill.

What happened to your mobile?
I was trying to call you,
But i got this sms..
Welcome to the jungle network,
The monkey you are tring to call is on tree please try later.

Hi! i am marrying next week.
There will be a small party and only a few people will be invited…
so i am inviting you…
Don’t bring any gift with you…
Just bring someone to marry me

Gal: Do you have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card,
It says To the only boy I ever loved
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them

I wish…you were herein my room,
On my bed with the lights off
We go under the blanket &….i will show you my………
New watch it glows and the dark!

Kabhi kisi ladki say book nahi mangni chahiye verna maar per sakti hai,
It means
B-babby
O-only
O-one
K-kiss

What words starts with ‘S’ and ends with ‘X’.
It has a lot of ups and down movements
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I know what you are thinking perfect.
It’s SENSEX…