(8 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)
Loading ...Lady : So , you want to become my son in law ?
Boy : Not really,
But I don’t see any other way to marry your daughter!
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Funny SMS and Text Messages
you want to become my son in law
(8 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5) Loading ...your mother-in-law fell into my pond
(6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...A Man: “your mother-in-law fell into my pond
Which has some crocodiles into”.
The other man – “the crocodiles are yours,
So you’ll have to save them”.
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What is Business
(36 votes, average: 4.22 out of 5) Loading ...What is Business..?
Dad: I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son: No!
Dad: The girl is Bill Gates’ daughter.
Son: Then ok!
Dad goes to Bill Gates…
Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates: no!
Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.
Bill gates: then ok!
Dad goes to the president of the World Bank..
Dad: appoint my son as CEO of your Bank.
President: No!
Dad: He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: Then ok!
This is BUSINESS!
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Électrons Were Having A Party
(13 votes, average: 3.77 out of 5) Loading ...Électrons Were Having A Party
§uddenly Protons Attacked Them
Then A Hero came & §aved The electrons
They Asked Hero: “Who R U?”
Hero Replied: “Bond”
Çovalent ßond
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My Principle of life
(27 votes, average: 4.04 out of 5) Loading ...MY
PRINCIPLE
OF
LIFE…
If someone throws a stone at you… throw a flower at him
BUT…
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Make sure the flower is still in the pot . . . ;->
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In cricket match 1 girl
(24 votes, average: 3.63 out of 5) Loading ...In cricket match 1 girl made pakistani flag on her chééks.
A boy kissed her cheeks and said ”
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I LOVE PAKISTAN “
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Please note my new number of ZONG
(7 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...Please note my new number of ZONG (China Tel)
Now send your sms and call at this new number….
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§€^¿ ¥#¿>€~ø
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You are the one who is CHARMING
(9 votes, average: 3.44 out of 5) Loading ...You are the one who is CHARMING
You are the one who is INTELLIGENT
You are the one who is CUTE
And I am the One who is spreading these RUMORS
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Evolution of MAN
(12 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...Evolution of MAN:
Without Shadi SPIDER MAN,,,
Shadi ke waqt SUPERMAN,,,
Shadi ke baad GENTLEMAN,,,
Aur BIWI Khubsurat ho to saari umar WATCHMAN.
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Question
(22 votes, average: 4.14 out of 5) Loading ...If?
1=5,
2=25,
3=125,
4=625,then 5=?
Think befor scrolling down!
Answer is 1,
Remember 1st line 1=5!
Moral: Dont complicate simple things in LiFe 
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