(18 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)
Loading ...Happy birthday 2 u,
Happy birthday 2 u!
You were born in d zoo,
You were born in d zoo,
With d monkeys ‘n donkeys that looks just like u! 
Posted under Birthday SMS, Funny SMS
Funny SMS and Text Messages
Happy birthday to You
(18 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5) Loading ...Shetan ki 3 Nishanian
(20 votes, average: 3.45 out of 5) Loading ...Shetan ki 3 nishanian
1=SMS milte hi parhta hey.
2=parhte hue hansta hey.
3=neeche mat jana
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Jis kaam se roko wo zarur karta hey..
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If someone calls u crazy
(53 votes, average: 3.79 out of 5) Loading ...If sumone calls u crazy, dont mind,
If sumone calls u duffer, relax,
Ff sumone calls u stupid be cool,
But if sumone calls u “cute”
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Aik Zordar Thappar lagana us ko,
Mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai.
Posted under Friendship SMS, Funny Jokes, Funny SMS
Main Jis Larki Ko Chahta Hun
(35 votes, average: 3.37 out of 5) Loading ...1st Friend: Yar Me Jis Larki Ko Chahta Hun,
Usne Mujhse Shadi Nhi Ki
2nd Friend: Tumne Usy Bataya K Mera Chacha Karorpati Hai
1st: Bataya Tha
2nd: Phir
1st: Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai.
Posted under Funny Jokes, Funny SMS
Girls Attitude
(26 votes, average: 3.77 out of 5) Loading ...Girls Attitude
If u treat her nice she says “yaar mujhe line de raha hai”
If u dont she says “kitna akarta hai”
If u dress nicely she says”mujhay impress karna chata hai”
If u dont she says “tasteless hai yaar”
If u argue with her she says”ziddi hai”
If u sit quietly she says “dumb hai”
If u act smarter “she’ll lose”
Posted under Funny SMS
Teacher and Gudu
(22 votes, average: 3.91 out of 5) Loading ...Teacher: Gudu Tum Baray ho ya Tumharay papa??
Gudu: Main
Teacher: Keysay?
Gudu: Main nay Mummi k paas sona chor dia hay
Magar Papa abhi bhi Mummi k sath sotay hain
Posted under Cool/Decent SMS, Funny SMS
In cricket match 1 girl
(13 votes, average: 3.38 out of 5) Loading ...In cricket match 1 girl made pakistani flag on her chééks.
A boy kissed her cheeks and said ”
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I LOVE PAKISTAN “
Posted under Funny SMS
Girls Psychology
(22 votes, average: 4.14 out of 5) Loading ...Girls Psychology
Fraud with Innocent Boys
Fun with Handsome Boys
Friendship with Charming Boys
Contact with Intelligent Boys
Flirt with Freaky Boys
Love with Faithful Boys
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In the end
Marriage with the Rich Boy
~ Moral of the story ~
Chandramukhi ho yaa Paaro, Sab Ek jaisi hain Yaroo!
Posted under Funny SMS
Puri botal na sahi
(11 votes, average: 3.82 out of 5) Loading ...Puri botal na sahi,
Ek jaam to ho jaye,
Milna na sahi dua salam to ho jaye,
Jinki yaad mai hum bimar pade hai kam se kam
unhe bukhar na sahi,Zukam to ho jaye..
Posted under Funny SMS
Pehle woh meri girlfriend thi
(17 votes, average: 4.18 out of 5) Loading ...Pehle woh meri girlfriend thi,
Mein bolta tha wo sunti thi,
Phir woh meri mangetr bani,
Woh bolti thi mein sunta tha
Jab se woh meri BIWI bani,
Hum dono bolte hain
or
muhalla sutna hai..
Posted under Funny SMS