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Do you know the full form of COLLEGE

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Do you know the full form of COLLEGE
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally……
Thats why boys go to college

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Consequences in America

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Consequences in America…

A girl rushed over to her husband..
Darling,
My children and your children are beating our children..!!’ :-)

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Every man needs a

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Every man needs a,
Beautiful wife,
Intelligent wife,
Loving wife,
Adjusting wife,
Ana cooperative wife,
But it’s sad that law allows only one wife….

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Amazing News

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Amazing News . . .

The Japanese Have produced a camera . . .
That has such a fast shutter speed,
It can take a picture Of a Woman With Her mouth shut . . . ;->

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Never kiss a police woman

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Never kiss a police woman.
she ‘ll say stop and hands up.
Never kiss a nurse she ‘ll say next please.
Always kiss a teacher.
She ‘ll repeat it 10 times.

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I am giving you job as a driver

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Boss: I am giving you job as a driver.
STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it ok?
Sardar: you are great sir!
Starting salary is o.k. but??
How much is DRIVING salary….? ;->

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If you are going through HELL then

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If you are going through HELL then ???

Then ??

..

Then ??

Then ??

Keep going . . . . ;->

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Agar msg karna chora to

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)))))
( c ‘o
‘:.,-’
)))))
( c ‘==o
‘:.,-’
)))))
( c ‘===o
‘:.,-’
)))))
( c ‘=======o
‘:.,-’

Naak aesi ho jaye gi agar msg karna chora to.:-)

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Judge: U r crossing the limits

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Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?

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