Funny SMS

Every man needs a,
Beautiful wife,
Intelligent wife,
Loving wife,
Adjusting wife,
Ana cooperative wife,
But it’s sad that law allows only one wife….

Amazing News . . .
The Japanese Have produced a camera . . .
That has such a fast shutter speed,
It can take a picture Of a Woman With Her mouth shut . . . ;->

Never kiss a police woman.
she ‘ll say stop and hands up.
Never kiss a nurse she ‘ll say next please.
Always kiss a teacher.
She ‘ll repeat it 10 times.

Boss: I am giving you job as a driver.
STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it ok?
Sardar: you are great sir!
Starting salary is o.k. but??
How much is DRIVING salary….? ;->

If you are going through HELL then ???
Then ??
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Then ??
…
Then ??
…
Keep going . . . . ;->

One day i went 2 ZOO. So many animals were there.
(>. .<)
“v”
Mouse
(@v@)
( “=” )
Owl
o(o¿o)o
(!)’(!)
Monkey
(@¿@)
“(<>)”
aaila ! Tum bhi

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Naak aesi ho jaye gi agar msg karna chora to.:-)

Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?