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Sardar’s Wife In Romantic Mood

MASK — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 14:18:38 +0000

Sardar ki wife romantic mood
main pooray bed pr bazu phaila
kr lait k boli…

“kuch samjhe”?

Sardar: Haan, kameeni.

Tu purey bed pr akeli
sona chahti ha….

App Mujay Pyary

MASK — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 13:45:17 +0000

App Mujhay
Aik jaga
Se bohat
Pyare
Lagtay hain.?

Malooum hai kahan Se ?

DOOR SE….

The things that satisfies your mind

SMS Admin — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 23:25:42 +0000

It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
Do you know what it is??
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It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.

What’s an average 6 inch long

SMS Admin — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 23:17:06 +0000

What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
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?
?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive

Let me kiss your lips

SMS Admin — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 23:10:35 +0000

Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday

It’s too tight

SMS Admin — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 23:09:40 +0000

Girl: It’s too tight
Boy: Don’t worry, I’ll do it slowly,
Gal: Push it in,
Boy: Ah..I can’t,
Gal: It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

Can kids of our age have kids?

SMS Admin — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 23:07:49 +0000

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”

Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”

Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.

A beautiful girl goes to Professor

SMS Admin — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 23:06:56 +0000

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study

Catch her by her waist

SMS Admin — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 23:00:40 +0000

Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
… nice drink…PEPSI

A girl Called me

SMS Admin — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 22:51:05 +0000

A girl called me the other day and said …
“Come on over, there’s nobody home. You will have fun”
I went over and “Nobody” was home ….