(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
Loading ...Sardar ki wife romantic mood
main pooray bed pr bazu phaila
kr lait k boli…
“kuch samjhe”?
Sardar: Haan, kameeni.
Tu purey bed pr akeli
sona chahti ha….
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Sardar’s Wife In Romantic Mood
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...App Mujay Pyary
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...App Mujhay
Aik jaga
Se bohat
Pyare
Lagtay hain.?
Malooum hai kahan Se ?
DOOR SE….
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The things that satisfies your mind
(41 votes, average: 3.85 out of 5) Loading ...It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
Do you know what it is??
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It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.
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What’s an average 6 inch long
(25 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5) Loading ...What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
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?
?
?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive 
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Let me kiss your lips
(42 votes, average: 4.02 out of 5) Loading ...Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday 
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It’s too tight
(27 votes, average: 4.26 out of 5) Loading ...Girl: It’s too tight
Boy: Don’t worry, I’ll do it slowly,
Gal: Push it in,
Boy: Ah..I can’t,
Gal: It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!
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Can kids of our age have kids?
(24 votes, average: 4.46 out of 5) Loading ...Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”
Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”
Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.
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A beautiful girl goes to Professor
(10 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ...A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study
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Catch her by her waist
(10 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5) Loading ...Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
… nice drink…PEPSI
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A girl Called me
(9 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...A girl called me the other day and said …
“Come on over, there’s nobody home. You will have fun”
I went over and “Nobody” was home ….
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